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#31    diana prince

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 04:20 PM

i am breaking up with you because being with you makes me hungry since i like to eat sea food so much. and you refuse to let me bite your head. so im afraid its over.

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#32    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 06:29 PM

Iím breaking up with you because youíd actually eat my hatopus? Itís been on my head since 2009!
I better break up with you before you start leaving items in my fridge that are so fresh they already have civilisations evolved on them.

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Posted 03 January 2012 - 11:42 PM

lmfao. before i break up with you for making me laugh so hard im going to break up with you for having a, what did you call it, hatopus?! i cant date someone who wears a live seacreature for a hat. thats soooo ten years ago ;)

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Posted 04 January 2012 - 04:27 PM

Iím breaking up with you because you never heard of my hatopus before.
Itís an alien from outer space that attached itself on my head by its own choice. We share the UM account. You can tell itís the hatopus posting, not me, if the post makes sense and is written in decent English. So the hatopus usually posts in Politics, while Iím wasting my time in Games :D

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Posted 04 January 2012 - 04:37 PM

I'm breaking up with Helen because she's a bit to 'clingy'. (well her head is anyway) :P

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Posted 04 January 2012 - 04:53 PM

Iím breaking up with you because you donít say such things to ladies, you know, it was like I asked: ďDoes my head look too clingy in this hatopus?Ē and you said yes. Even worse, you said it without me asking in the first place.

I need more discreet partner. Better liar, in other words.
Being a good liar is the key to lasting relationship  :yes:

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Posted 04 January 2012 - 09:16 PM

im breaking up with you because you are using the hatopus to break off  your relationship with me. and because you kept the secret of a lasting relationship to yourself. we could have been lieing to each other and it would have been beautiful ;)

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Posted 05 January 2012 - 06:43 PM

Iím breaking up with you because we canít have consensual lying arrangement in Internet relationship. Because everyone knows internet relationships are based on complete honesty and no lying whatsoever :D

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Posted 06 January 2012 - 12:05 AM

Helen, I have to break up with you because you are too good and honest for me ...... I am not worthy   :unsure:

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 06 January 2012 - 04:16 PM

Iím breaking up with you because you misjudged me :D

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 12:05 AM

I'm breaking up with you because ........ aargh! will you take that thing off your head and LOOK AT ME WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!!!!!!

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 23 January 2012 - 12:28 AM

that's exactly why am breaking up with her .. she's a control demanding am a loose loose person

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 01:15 PM

I'm breaking up with you because sometimes, darkness doesn't need more darkness.

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Posted 24 January 2012 - 04:03 PM

View PostThe Mistress of Shades, on 24 January 2012 - 01:15 PM, said:

I'm breaking up with you because sometimes, darkness doesn't need more darkness.


I'm breaking up with the Mistress because I am afraid of what any offspring would look like based on our avatars...


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Posted 24 January 2012 - 06:39 PM

I'm breaking up with you because you make me see the world through rose-coloured spectacles ..... not good

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.




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