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Prove to me that God exists.

... honestly.

 Started by Alienated Being , Jan 25 2012 04:10 AM

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#1    Alienated Being

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:10 AM

I want empirical evidence that suggests, beyond a reasonable doubt, that an omniscient, anthropomorphic supernatural being that governs the fates of his products exists.

I will write you a $10,000 cheque if you can convince me that a God truly, undeniably exists.

Go.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:13 AM

I think you'll be keeping that money...

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:14 AM

View PostImaginarynumber1, on 25 January 2012 - 04:13 AM, said:

I think you'll be keeping that money...
I share those same sentiments, however, it will be entertaining to see some of the arguments that result from this topic creation.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:19 AM

View PostAlienated Being, on 25 January 2012 - 04:14 AM, said:

I share those same sentiments, however, it will be entertaining to see some of the arguments that result from this topic creation.

I'm betting you get a lot of 'personal jesus' arguments and creationism.
Heh. Good luck.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:37 AM

View PostAlienated Being, on 25 January 2012 - 04:10 AM, said:

I want empirical evidence that suggests, beyond a reasonable doubt, that an omniscient, anthropomorphic supernatural being that governs the fates of his products exists.

I will write you a $10,000 cheque if you can convince me that a God truly, undeniably exists.

Go.
You better lodge the cash with the UM website first, to show good faith. And no monopoly money ! :P

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:47 AM

View PostAlienated Being, on 25 January 2012 - 04:10 AM, said:

I want empirical evidence that suggests, beyond a reasonable doubt, that an omniscient, anthropomorphic supernatural being that governs the fates of his products exists.

I will write you a $10,000 cheque if you can convince me that a God truly, undeniably exists.

Go.
He exists because some old guy, that I don't know, on T.V. at 3a.m. told me he does. Then that guy started asking for money so he build some Satan-retardant Death-ray.

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:47 AM

View PostHabitat, on 25 January 2012 - 04:37 AM, said:

You better lodge the cash with the UM website first, to show good faith. And no monopoly money ! :P

Even if the bounty was 10 trillion it could not be done. However if the vatican was ever raided and it`s secrets exposed the theory of Jesus and the today god might be in trouble.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:54 AM

Lol, good one. I love this thread already. No one will be getting that money, that is for certain.  :yes:

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 04:57 AM

View PostNikkiAidyn, on 25 January 2012 - 04:54 AM, said:

Lol, good one. I love this thread already. No one will be getting that money, that is for certain.  :yes:
Wot ? The cheque will bounce ?  :blink:

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:03 AM

View PostHabitat, on 25 January 2012 - 04:57 AM, said:

Wot ? The cheque will bounce ?  :blink:


10 trillion is a cheap price for the cost of the proof of god IMO  :yes:   The cost so far between gods and beliefs pails when compaired to what man has invested so far in nothing.
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:07 AM

Money please.  :innocent:

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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:09 AM

View PostBracket, on 25 January 2012 - 05:07 AM, said:

Money please.  :innocent:

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That would be the result of some sexy ass apes hooking up about 500,000 years ago ;)
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:14 AM

View PostThe Silver Thong, on 25 January 2012 - 05:09 AM, said:

That would be the result of some sexy ass apes hooking up about 500,000 years ago ;)

Oh, no. That is a common misconception. She is a gift from God.  :nw:
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:25 AM

In regards to proof that God is exists:

The believers will say, "look around."
The non-believers will say, "look around."

SINcerely,
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Posted 25 January 2012 - 05:25 AM

View PostBracket, on 25 January 2012 - 05:14 AM, said:

Oh, no. That is a common misconception. She is a gift from God.  :nw:


Well from one look at your avatar I can be sure you wern't that one lucky ape  :P  Everything we have we owe to our humanoid ancectors hence the birth of god  :innocent:
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