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How would you kill the person above you?


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#106    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 10:14 AM

Make you listen to Justin Bieber on repeat for 24 hours

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#107    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 08:56 PM

i think i'll just run over her riding on an elephant would do

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Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
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#108    Blurfoot

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 03:09 PM

Kick him down The Grand Canyon in a barrel.


#109    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 10:28 AM

Push you off the empire state building

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#110    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 11:40 AM

sacrfice her life on an altar as a gift to Shiva so i can have shot at eternal life

by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great


#111    JayMark

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Posted 05 April 2012 - 06:21 PM

Throw you down in a pool of chloroform and nuke it into the sun.

Bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve faster-than-light neutrinos here."

So you have these two faster-than-light neutrinos walking into a bar...

#112    THE MATRIX

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Posted 18 April 2012 - 01:52 AM

View PostJayMark, on 05 April 2012 - 06:21 PM, said:

Throw you down in a pool of chloroform and nuke it into the sun.

Make. Jay watch all Twilight movies nonstop to the point where he decides to just blow his brains out instead.


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Posted 03 May 2012 - 06:45 AM

Barney reruns on a loop, A loaded gun, and a locked room for Matrix.

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Posted 03 May 2012 - 11:22 AM

Shove his head up an elephant's balloon knot.


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Posted 12 May 2012 - 05:28 AM

Feed him to a hungry flock of vultures

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 10:43 AM

sew your ******* closed and keep feeding you and feeding you

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Posted 12 May 2012 - 10:47 AM

I will put you in a locked, pitch dark chamber, then play Justin Bieber full bast... non-stop. You will probably only last a day. It will be classed as suicide :(


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Posted 14 May 2012 - 09:37 AM

Slow death.... by cheese grater.


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Posted 18 May 2012 - 04:34 AM

in a toaster oven set on high taped closed with super power zombie proof duct tape

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Posted 18 May 2012 - 05:38 AM

A long and elaborate deathtrap involving a priest, a rabbi, 2 nuns, a monkey and seven strippers carrying 250 pounds of lime jello.

I am the guy with the stick.




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