I would kill this man by suicide.
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How would you kill the person above you?
hypothetically and comically, not in reality
Started by acute , Jan 26 2012 06:33 PM
Started by acute , Jan 26 2012 06:33 PM
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 02:16 AM
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Hi. My name is Spike.
Posted 15 April 2013 - 12:56 AM
I'd slap Acute so hard with my banana (the fruit, people..) that his head would come clean off of his shoulders.
You can go the distance, you can run the mile and you can walk straight through HELL with a smile.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 01:06 AM
I'd cement you, kind sir, into a halfpipe woth only your head and fingers un-cemented. I'd then proceed to untalentedly grind you to a gruesome death, via a skateboard.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 01:19 AM
My dream way to die, how did you know? 
I'd return the favour by proceeding to run you down with a tricycle (not ringing the bell to give you warning of my coming
), ensuring your manhood was the first part of your anatomy to be crushed.
How do you like those apples?
I'd return the favour by proceeding to run you down with a tricycle (not ringing the bell to give you warning of my coming
), ensuring your manhood was the first part of your anatomy to be crushed.How do you like those apples?
Edited by Heaven Is A Halfpipe, 15 April 2013 - 01:20 AM.
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 01:45 AM
I'm a closet case romantic. I knew you'd want to cease to exist with some style.
Since my apples were clearly crushed via a tricycle incident, I don't like those apples at all!
I think I'd have to continue this insatiable death match with the use of Nancy Grace. Chain you to a chair amd force you to watch the blasphemous nonsense that spews from her mouth. If that doesn't get you, starvation will!
Since my apples were clearly crushed via a tricycle incident, I don't like those apples at all!
I think I'd have to continue this insatiable death match with the use of Nancy Grace. Chain you to a chair amd force you to watch the blasphemous nonsense that spews from her mouth. If that doesn't get you, starvation will!
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:29 PM
Make you smell chloroflorum, superglue your lips, tie you up, and put your feet in a box full of concrete. Once you wake up, I will say "Say hello to my little friends!" And I will gently push you into a huge tank of deadly hungry piranhas 
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Posted 15 April 2013 - 07:38 PM
Don't forget to cut Odd before dropping him in the piranhas or they will ignore him. LOL
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... I think I'd kill Immortal by.... oh wait. Never mind. I can't kill an immortal.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... I think I'd kill Immortal by.... oh wait. Never mind. I can't kill an immortal.
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"...it is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all; and if it explain not, then it says there is nothing to explain."
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I'm not a good lover. I mess up, I start fights, I easily get jealous. But... I don't play, I give my all, and I love deeply.
Posted 15 April 2013 - 08:33 PM
Kasey2601, on 15 April 2013 - 07:38 PM, said:
Don't forget to cut Odd before dropping him in the piranhas or they will ignore him. LOL
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... I think I'd kill Immortal by.... oh wait. Never mind. I can't kill an immortal.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.... I think I'd kill Immortal by.... oh wait. Never mind. I can't kill an immortal.
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Posted 17 April 2013 - 12:44 AM
ImmortalSupernaturalAlien, on 15 April 2013 - 08:33 PM, said:
I would kill her by sealing her windows and doors, blocking off all ventilation, and pumping carbon dioxide down the chimney.
(in the nicest possible way)
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Posted 17 April 2013 - 12:56 AM
same method for anyone
the DIY way
chain'em to the wall and use all the attachments of my dremel tool.lol
the DIY way
chain'em to the wall and use all the attachments of my dremel tool.lol
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Posted 01 May 2013 - 07:01 PM
I'd order something from ACME. Probably an anvil. And drop it from a passing plane...
Illegal immigration isn't a new concept in the US. Just ask the Native Americans.
"...it is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all; and if it explain not, then it says there is nothing to explain."
"...it is the fault of our science that it wants to explain all; and if it explain not, then it says there is nothing to explain."
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