"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."
Posted 15 April 2013 - 01:45 AM
I'm a closet case romantic. I knew you'd want to cease to exist with some style.
Since my apples were clearly crushed via a tricycle incident, I don't like those apples at all!
I think I'd have to continue this insatiable death match with the use of Nancy Grace. Chain you to a chair amd force you to watch the blasphemous nonsense that spews from her mouth. If that doesn't get you, starvation will!
-I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity.//
I'm not a good lover. I mess up, I start fights, I easily get jealous. But... I don't play, I give my all, and I love deeply.
Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:29 PM
Make you smell chloroflorum, superglue your lips, tie you up, and put your feet in a box full of concrete. Once you wake up, I will say "Say hello to my little friends!" And I will gently push you into a huge tank of deadly hungry piranhas