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How would you kill the person above you?


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#16    Madeline

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 09:42 PM

View Postouija ouija, on 26 January 2012 - 09:20 PM, said:

Oh, and I'm gonna tie that leopard up in a sack full of catnip and chuck him down a well  :blush:
I was told when I was very young, you could kill a person with kindness.
I'll bake you a pie.

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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:00 PM

View Postouija ouija, on 26 January 2012 - 09:18 PM, said:

I am truly STUNNED at the speed with which people have been clambering over each other to get into this thread and start killing each other  :o
It's a bloodbath!
And I feel partly responsible.
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Posted 26 January 2012 - 10:02 PM

I would kill Madeline by tying her left leg to a passing train, and her right leg to a train going the other way.


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Posted 26 January 2012 - 11:00 PM

View Postacute alan, on 26 January 2012 - 10:02 PM, said:

I would kill Madeline by tying her left leg to a passing train, and her right leg to a train going the other way.
An icicle. The evidence would melt away. Or rat poison... :unsure:


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Posted 27 January 2012 - 09:04 AM

A rope in the hallway.

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 02:53 PM

With Colonel Mustard, in the Observatory with the Baseball Bat! :devil:


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Posted 27 January 2012 - 03:21 PM

I'm going to be a real b**** since everyone else is being so nice. Sorry Biff

It depends on if I wanted to do it quick or make you suffer, so I'll be kind and make it quick.

I love knives so push your head forward and deeply slice your throat. Don't believe the movies pulling a victims head back to expose the throat it'a not as efficient.  :innocent:

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 03:28 PM

Hired Assassins! :ph34r:


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Posted 27 January 2012 - 03:31 PM

Assuming you have an allergy I would peanut butter him to death.

That's right, I went there.

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 03:33 PM

Nice and easy, take you for a bush walk where I live and just happen to have you slip off a cliff.  :innocent:

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:09 PM

I'd pull one of those wings off and beat her to death with the soggy end!

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Posted 27 January 2012 - 07:16 PM

Tie you beard to my bumper...


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Posted 27 January 2012 - 08:46 PM

9mm hollow-point round - straight through the eye!

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 12:24 PM

View Postealdwita, on 27 January 2012 - 08:46 PM, said:

9mm hollow-point round - straight through the eye!


Gradually. With good old fashioned Thallium.

I'll pop the kettle on now, shall I?   :innocent:

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Posted 28 January 2012 - 10:00 PM

A hard thrust to the throat with a langseax!

"G a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnwan n gef!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".

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