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#31    Blurfoot

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 06:28 PM

Stab, twist, repeat.


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Posted 30 January 2012 - 06:47 PM

Slice, boil and cover with custard.

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
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Posted 30 January 2012 - 07:36 PM

This thread is disturbing. :ph34r:

I wouldn't kill any of you, I would force you to listen to a lecture about how violence doesn't solve anything and only leads to more violence. ;)


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Posted 30 January 2012 - 08:23 PM

View PostChronii, on 30 January 2012 - 07:36 PM, said:

This thread is disturbing. :ph34r:

I wouldn't kill any of you, I would force you to listen to a lecture about how violence doesn't solve anything and only leads to more violence. ;)
Nonsense! It's just a bit of light-hearted homicide!

I would kill you by cutting you, but forgetting to paste.


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Posted 30 January 2012 - 08:27 PM

View PostChronii, on 30 January 2012 - 07:36 PM, said:

This thread is disturbing. :ph34r:

I wouldn't kill any of you, I would force you to listen to a lecture about how violence doesn't solve anything and only leads to more violence. ;)

No! Please be merciful - kill me!

Actually - two birds with one stone - I'd rename you 'Chronic', then 'acute' alan and you can argue yourselves to death about which condition is the most unpleasant!

Edited by ealdwita, 30 January 2012 - 08:28 PM.

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
I can teach you with a quip, if I've a mind; I can trick you into learning with a laugh; Oh, winnow all my folly and you'll find, A grain or two of truth among the chaff!
(The Yeoman of the Guard ~ Gilbert and Sullivan)

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 08:55 PM

I'd toss iPod off the cliff and watch you trying to beat each other in free fall.

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 09:02 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 30 January 2012 - 08:55 PM, said:

I'd toss iPod off the cliff and watch you trying to beat each other in free fall.

iPod? I couldn't be bothered to pick one of those damned things off the floor!

I'm gonna feed laxatives to your hatopus!

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
I can teach you with a quip, if I've a mind; I can trick you into learning with a laugh; Oh, winnow all my folly and you'll find, A grain or two of truth among the chaff!
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Posted 30 January 2012 - 09:06 PM

Id put old mobile phone next to your pacemaker.

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#39    ealdwita

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Posted 30 January 2012 - 09:12 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 30 January 2012 - 09:06 PM, said:

Id put old mobile phone next to your pacemaker.

The we could have a proper heart to heart conversation. (Before I beat you over the head with a wet haddock!)

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
I can teach you with a quip, if I've a mind; I can trick you into learning with a laugh; Oh, winnow all my folly and you'll find, A grain or two of truth among the chaff!
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Posted 30 January 2012 - 09:17 PM

Eww... I know it sounds strange coming from someone with a hatopus on their head but still... eww.
Slip on fish market slippery floor and Ill be there to break your neck with one, merciful move. I hate suffering. It has to be quick and as painless as possible.

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Posted 02 February 2012 - 02:29 PM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 30 January 2012 - 09:17 PM, said:

Eww... I know it sounds strange coming from someone with a hatopus on their head but still... eww.
Slip on fish market slippery floor and Ill be there to break your neck with one, merciful move. I hate suffering. It has to be quick and as painless as possible.

I'd bludgeon you to death with this freeze dried eel.


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Posted 02 February 2012 - 07:27 PM

How would I kill him? With the greatest of pleasure!

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 07:44 PM

I kill you with poison mushrooms :)


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Posted 02 February 2012 - 09:02 PM

I'd pour diesel fuel on the surface of your pond.

"Gæð a wyrd swa hio scel, ac gecnáwan þín gefá!": "Fate goes ever as she shall, but know thine enemy!".
I can teach you with a quip, if I've a mind; I can trick you into learning with a laugh; Oh, winnow all my folly and you'll find, A grain or two of truth among the chaff!
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Posted 02 February 2012 - 10:14 PM

View Postealdwita, on 02 February 2012 - 09:02 PM, said:

I'd pour diesel fuel on the surface of your pond.

Awww, poor swans and muskrats :(

I garrotte you with a piano wire :)





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