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How would you kill the person above you?


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#46    acute

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Posted 04 February 2012 - 10:37 PM

Liquid nitrogen enema.


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Posted 05 February 2012 - 12:54 PM

And the Hannibal for the most perverted sadistic murderer goes to... acute alan! :lol:

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:02 PM

I would get you drunk, put you into a car, drive it towards a lake, put the break off,  let it roll into the lake  with a Justin Bieber CD playing in the car, so the police will think it was a suicide !!

Posted Image I'd get off scot free lol

Edited by Beckys_Mom, 05 February 2012 - 01:03 PM.

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:03 PM

I'd make you a test pilot for my new adventure sport - Indoor Hang-gliding.

Edited by The Sky Scanner, 05 February 2012 - 01:03 PM.

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:10 PM

I'd bake you a great big chocolate cake, and  put mostly chocolate laxatives in it...So, you will poop yourself non stop and most likely die of dehydration  ...And tell the police there was something in the cake that didn't agree with you lolPosted Image

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:11 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 05 February 2012 - 01:02 PM, said:

I would get you drunk, put you into a car, drive it towards a lake, put the break off,  let it roll into the lake  with a Justin Bieber CD playing in the car, so the police will think it was a suicide !!

Posted Image I'd get off scot free lol

I had no idea we could use cruel and unusual punishment too...

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 01:13 PM

View PostBeckys_Mom, on 05 February 2012 - 01:10 PM, said:

I'd bake you a great big chocolate cake, and  put mostly chocolate laxatives in it...So, you will poop yourself non stop and most likely die of dehydration  ...And tell the police there was something in the cake that didn't agree with you lolPosted Image

...and his tomb stone read:

He died as he wanted, sat on his throne!
Shame his last words were a painful groan!

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Posted 06 February 2012 - 08:19 PM

Bounce him off the trampoline, straight up to the helicopter blades.


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Posted 06 February 2012 - 09:19 PM

View Postacute alan, on 06 February 2012 - 08:19 PM, said:

Bounce him off the trampoline, straight up to the helicopter blades.
I would take my fickle finger of fate and flick the hedgehog off the apple.

Edited by Madeline, 06 February 2012 - 09:19 PM.

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 01:06 AM

Set fire to that damn silly hat!

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 08:07 PM

Set fire to that damn silly hat. (Oh come on! you KNEW that was going to happen)

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Posted 07 February 2012 - 11:00 PM

An overload of knowledge. Such a vast amount of human data that it's a complete overheat of the brain. Toast the hat and the brain.


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Posted 08 February 2012 - 10:42 PM

Pi her to death.

5000 places should do it!


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Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:20 PM

View Postacute alan, on 08 February 2012 - 10:42 PM, said:

Pi her to death.
5000 places should do it!

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Heh heh heh!

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Posted 09 February 2012 - 05:38 PM

Good work, ealdwita! :tu:

but it won't stop me running you over with a 1981 Morris Ital!

Edited by acute alan, 09 February 2012 - 05:39 PM.





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