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Elvis's Brother is Half Orangutan


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#1    BiffSplitkins

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:23 PM

www.nbcmiami.com said:

A man, who told authorities he was Elvis Presley's brother, CIA director and half orangutan, was arrested after an incident at a bank in Naples, the Collier County Sheriff's Office said.

Mark R. Loescher, 51, faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill after the Friday incident.

According to the probable cause statement, authorities responded to a bank in connection to a call about a man, who had pulled  a gun on woman after she approached him about his smoking car.

Loescher and his vehicle matched the description given to authorities, the report said.

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:blink: This guy is almost as nuts as Charlie Sheen.  :w00t:

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:29 PM

Is he a hyrax too?


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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:44 PM

It's lookin like the Jailhose Rock for this cheeky monkey.


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Posted 22 February 2012 - 05:57 PM

Don't Be Cruel.


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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:21 PM

If he's claiming to be half monkey he could have at least said he was Davy Jones brother. :D

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 06:41 PM

I don't see why this is so shocking. I will have you know that I am in fact Sean Connery's younger twin brother.

Also I am half giraffe.

And half leopard.

Meow. See? Perfectly sensible.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:07 PM

Younger twin brother  :w00t: . You sir, have a great sense of humor.

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 07:32 PM

He needs jail time just for dissing on Elvis' mom :w00t:

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Posted 22 February 2012 - 09:25 PM

Well he won't get jail time.   :blink:

He also said that he was a "g-man,"  and that he was good friends with "President Bush and has the same attorney," the report said.


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Posted 23 February 2012 - 02:10 PM

View Postconspiracybeliever, on 22 February 2012 - 09:25 PM, said:

Well he won't get jail time.   :blink:

He also said that he was a "g-man,"  and that he was good friends with "President Bush and has the same attorney," the report said.
CB...it was a joke  to wit: Definition of JOKE. 1. a : something said or done to provoke laughter; especially : a brief oral narrative with a climactic humorous twist
I realize he's unbalanced and needs medical care.  No offense meant to the poor guy.

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Posted 24 February 2012 - 03:25 PM

...gotta check his monkey blood.  Ha ha ha ha!  That's GOTTA be my next FB post!



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