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#1    7STAR

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 09:55 PM

http://pdfcast.org/p...f-rebecca-black

If you like your religions with a healthy dose of self-aware irony.



Dear Friends and other pretentious degenerates,

I write this letter of advertisement to tell you I am embarking on a journey of epic disasters. Fear not, the trigger was pulled some time ago -- I am now merely exiting the barrel. Shattering expectations and realities as I whirl about in this world of smoke and mirrors and electro-magnetism.

*ahem* The word "STUPID" is defined as 'lacking intelligence or common sense'. I have been defined as stupid by many people who probably knew what they were talking about. And what I'm about to share with you will probably confirm that as fact once and for all. Because on this day, I submit to you the stupidest thing the world will ever know: The Church of Rebecca Black. But know it the world shall! Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, maybe not even in my lifetime. . . but it will happen. I have read the tea-leaves, interpreted the signs of the times, and basked in the glory of irrational fate! And it always comes back to this point of reference. Always.

"This is a story And we are the characters  
We are the world We are the Imagination of ourselves
And so the only thing left to do Is enjoy it."

So please enjoy THIS for whatever value it may bring you. And remember, The Church of Rebecca Black doesn't want your soul, money, or even you to talk about it. It merely asks the question: "Y SO SERIOUS?"

Y SO SERIOUS? Indeed!

The Editor

An ad hominem (Latin for "to the man" or "to the person"), short for argumentum ad hominem, is an attempt to negate the truth of a claim by pointing out a negative characteristic or belief of the person supporting it. Ad hominem reasoning is normally described as a logical fallacy.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 10:44 PM

Well, it did make me laugh. I didn't have the patience to read all 25 pages though...  Some of it was hilarious! Thanks. :)

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 10:48 PM

View PostGummug, on 26 February 2012 - 10:44 PM, said:

Well, it did make me laugh. I didn't have the patience to read all 25 pages though...  Some of it was hilarious! Thanks. :)

thank you! you made my day. and it's not going anywhere so you can always finish it later.

An ad hominem (Latin for "to the man" or "to the person"), short for argumentum ad hominem, is an attempt to negate the truth of a claim by pointing out a negative characteristic or belief of the person supporting it. Ad hominem reasoning is normally described as a logical fallacy.

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Posted 26 February 2012 - 11:11 PM

You're welcome and I hope you have a nice day and a nice week and a nice month...I hope you have a nice eternity! And I am so glad I made your day. :)
P.S. I just finished reading it, pretty funny. Thanks again.

Edited by Gummug, 26 February 2012 - 11:43 PM.

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Posted 27 February 2012 - 12:22 AM

Moved to a more appropriate forum

"You cannot pass," he said. … "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."

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Posted 15 March 2012 - 05:02 PM

The Church just a shot in the pineal gland today. published on disinfo.com !!

http://www.disinfo.c...-rebecca-black/

Not only is it being published on the anniversary of when Rebecca Black officially went viral. but today is also the anniversary of H.P. Lovecraft's deathday. a man whose work was a major influence in this piece.

p.s. I have no say on when or if any of my articles get published so here's to reclusive artists and 'odd coincidences'

An ad hominem (Latin for "to the man" or "to the person"), short for argumentum ad hominem, is an attempt to negate the truth of a claim by pointing out a negative characteristic or belief of the person supporting it. Ad hominem reasoning is normally described as a logical fallacy.




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