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Why Satan is More Powerful than God

Started by Bracket , Mar 01 2012 10:56 PM

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#1    Bracket

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 10:56 PM

Does anybody have anything to say about this?  :huh:

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I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Posted 01 March 2012 - 11:49 PM

View PostBracket, on 01 March 2012 - 10:56 PM, said:

Does anybody have anything to say about this?  :huh:

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Bull-corn, Bracket!  God's plan was set in motion before the foundation of the world. The dragon is a liar and a coward. I see no strength in tempting a naive young woman into doing something she has been forbidden to do.

Your post smacks of atheistic God bashing.
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Posted 01 March 2012 - 11:55 PM

Actually if you think about it satan is just following gods plan. Everything Satan does is with the approval of God.
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Posted 01 March 2012 - 11:57 PM

View Postdalia, on 01 March 2012 - 11:49 PM, said:

Bull-corn, Bracket!  God's plan was set in motion before the foundation of the world.
So God's plan needed Satan to trick humans?

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:04 AM

View PostRlyeh, on 01 March 2012 - 11:57 PM, said:

So God's plan needed Satan to trick humans?

God's plan was to foil the dragon's treachery.

Are you really as dense as you seem to be?
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:10 AM

View Postdalia, on 02 March 2012 - 12:04 AM, said:

God's plan was to foil the dragon's treachery.

Are you really as dense as you seem to be?
Like you, he seems little slow achieving it.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:44 AM

View PostBracket, on 01 March 2012 - 10:56 PM, said:

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Satan is not more powerful than God. I can swear it.

From our human viewpoint the God is partly evil and he partly tolerates him who is called "Satan".

But there is also a good side of the God, his interconnection with Holy Council and their Plan about the demoniacal world. It was given a very long time to prosper and to rule our world and to be in an advantageous position, but there is a power that will affect this world, no matter what it will do to continue its prospering.

Nonetheless, it is an interesting message and I will try to study its details later.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 12:56 AM

A quite amusing thread, IMO !

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 02:45 AM

View Postdalia, on 01 March 2012 - 11:49 PM, said:

Bull-corn, Bracket!  God's plan was set in motion before the foundation of the world. The dragon is a liar and a coward. I see no strength in tempting a naive young woman into doing something she has been forbidden to do.

Your post smacks of atheistic God bashing.

I'm not bashing. I just found it and thought it was interesting. Do you have evidence that disproves this?  :huh:
I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung.

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

*Note to self, need more henchman, good ones this time. Also, start auditions for new female lab assistant.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 02:57 AM

View PostBracket, on 01 March 2012 - 10:56 PM, said:

Does anybody have anything to say about this?  :huh:

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ROFL.. YOu made me swallow my sip of tea wrong! *grins*

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 03:16 AM

View Postdalia, on 02 March 2012 - 12:04 AM, said:

God's plan was to foil the dragon's treachery.

Are you really as dense as you seem to be?


I take it that your god created everything hence satan so whats your beef with satan, if he or it is part of gods plan, that is.  Satan gets far to much credit for gods work imo.

Edited by The Silver Thong, 02 March 2012 - 03:17 AM.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 03:30 AM

My late mother, who definitely was of the christian faith, had little patience for the devil, considering the existence of such an entity somewhat ridiculous. In reality, I believe that Satan is symbolic of anything that keeps you from God, any distraction that leads you away from the straight path. These things are basically flaws and weaknesses within us, but it is much easier to externalize such ugliness into the figure of horned varmint, #666, than deal with the problems at their source, us !

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 03:42 AM

View PostHabitat, on 02 March 2012 - 03:30 AM, said:

My late mother, who definitely was of the christian faith, had little patience for the devil, considering the existence of such an entity somewhat ridiculous. In reality, I believe that Satan is symbolic of anything that keeps you from God, any distraction that leads you away from the straight path. These things are basically flaws and weaknesses within us, but it is much easier to externalize such ugliness into the figure of horned varmint, #666, than deal with the problems at their source, us !



Kind of a two way street god and satan. As you said it is in us ! nothing more nothing less.
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Posted 02 March 2012 - 03:49 AM

Actually, I tend to think the thread title is probably an accurate accounting of the state of humanity, the satanic, being the selfish, wilful, and egotistical side of us, showing little sign of weakening its grip on us little humans. Just don't fall into the trap of imagining there is some scary creature carrying a trident.

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Posted 02 March 2012 - 05:04 AM

View PostBracket, on 01 March 2012 - 10:56 PM, said:

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So, how can one imaginary being be stronger than another?

And no, I'm not an atheist.
We are born with 2 fears: Falling, and loud noises, all others are LEARNED.
You say fear is all in the mind. I say you are right; for it is our imagination that makes things seem scary.
If you want to learn how to not be afraid, ask.
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