ZaraKitty, on 13 March 2012 - 07:07 AM, said:
I thought the earth was full of molten rock, or gas. Some very hot substance..

That's why I've become the Pepto Bismol Bandit!
I break into pharmacies, grocery stores, corner markets, and medicine cabinets to steel the life-saving pink substance that we in the underground refer to as "pep"... then I empty the contents onto Mother Earth to ease Her suffering indigestion!
Then I take the purple pills and drop them into random fissures around the world! Hawaii is the best because you can find plenty of openings and still enjoy the beautiful beaches on your off hours.
It's a tough job, but someone has to do it.