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[DNO]

I didn't really know much about Bigfoot before watching the tv show 'Finding Bigfoot'. I thought I would list the things the show has taught me about the illusive creature.

- Nocturnal
- Average 7 to 9 foot tall
- They avoid any contact with humans yet they are extremely inquisitive
- Deer is their primary source of food
- They follow the movements of deer and other animals
- They knock trees, throw stones and yell to communicate with each other
- Sometimes they will travel along power lines and roads
- Whilst the Bigfoot sleep they will send older males to guard the perimeter of the area.
- Much like humans, Bigfoot go grey when they get older.
- They can make primitive shelters to sleep in.
- Almost anywhere in the USA with trees is a 'sasquatchy' area
- When they hunt deer, they snap it's leg to prevent it from running away.

Anything else to add?

[keninsc]

Fireworks.....they like fireworks.
Menstruating women.
They hang around Coyotes.

Oh and they bury their dead, that's why we've never found a body or skeleton.

[Lilly]

It's taught me that TV shows can be very silly and still have entertainment value. I laugh every time I see this show.

[bulveye]

Just to add:-

Bigfoots can imitate the sound of almost every animal you would expect to encounter in a forest or woods.

Juvenile Bigfoots are almost the exact same hight and build as an average human adult.

[Englishgent]

DNO, on 19 March 2012 - 10:09 AM, said:

I didn't really know much about Bigfoot before watching the tv show 'Finding Bigfoot'. I thought I would list the things the show has taught me about the illusive creature.

- Nocturnal
- Average 7 to 9 foot tall
- They avoid any contact with humans yet they are extremely inquisitive
- Deer is their primary source of food
- They follow the movements of deer and other animals
- They knock trees, throw stones and yell to communicate with each other
- Sometimes they will travel along power lines and roads
- Whilst the Bigfoot sleep they will send older males to guard the perimeter of the area.
- Much like humans, Bigfoot go grey when they get older.
- They can make primitive shelters to sleep in.
- Almost anywhere in the USA with trees is a 'sasquatchy' area
- When they hunt deer, they snap it's leg to prevent it from running away.

Anything else to add?

And just how do we know all these things considering nobody has ever found one, found what they eat, found their lair, found a dead one, found any evidence they even exist?  

[Rlyeh]

They're allergic to cameras.

[DNO]

Englishgent, on 19 March 2012 - 12:21 PM, said:

And just how do we know all these things considering nobody has ever found one, found what they eat, found their lair, found a dead one, found any evidence they even exist?  

I don't believe they exist. This is just what Finding Bigfoot has taught me about them

It seems that every time someone gives Matt Moneymaker some odd evidence, he gives the Bigfoot another wacky trait that explains why it behaves in that way. I find it hilarious to watch!

Usually goes something like -

"Oh look a football in the middle of the woods"
"It's a well known fact among the Bigfoot community that the Sasquatch often steal footballs from homes to play games with their young. This is definitively means there are Bigfoots in the area"

[Goodnite]

Hey Matt Moneymaker-maybe the bigfoot are inter-dimensional beings? Anything to sell his show,   and make the money!

[Englishgent]

DNO, on 19 March 2012 - 12:40 PM, said:

I don't believe they exist. This is just what Finding Bigfoot has taught me about them

It seems that every time someone gives Matt Moneymaker some odd evidence, he gives the Bigfoot another wacky trait that explains why it behaves in that way. I find it hilarious to watch!

Usually goes something like -

"Oh look a football in the middle of the woods"
"It's a well known fact among the Bigfoot community that the Sasquatch often steal footballs from homes to play games with their young. This is definitively means there are Bigfoots in the area"

Sorry old bean. For a moment there I thought your first post was serious. You should have made it a tad clearer. Apologies

[QuiteContrary]

bulveye, on 19 March 2012 - 12:18 PM, said:

Just to add:-

Bigfoots can imitate the sound of almost every animal you would expect to encounter in a forest or woods.

Juvenile Bigfoots are almost the exact same hight and build as an average human adult.

LOL

They can even look like almost every animal too.

Oh, and they can only take about 1-3 steps at a time, then they vanish. "There is a track here and (sometimes) here, and then they stop."

[msmike1]

Finding bigfoot has taught me that on certain nights of the week, I have way too much free time on my hands, and that I will watch just about anything. Oh yeah and that Matt Moneymaker is super cool and my idol.

Mike

[ColoradoParanormal]

QuiteContrary, on 19 March 2012 - 02:01 PM, said:

LOL

They can even look like almost every animal too.

Oh, and they can only take about 1-3 steps at a time, then they vanish. "There is a track here and (sometimes) here, and then they stop."

lol right? Curious isn't it? Maybe Bigfoot is more like the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz?? They land, make a few prints then take off... And as for not finding the remains of their deceased, well it's "well known that Bigfoot takes their dying to an active Volcano and has a ceremony whilst throwing the bodies into the lake of Lava."  

[QuiteContrary]

ColoradoParanormal, on 19 March 2012 - 05:21 PM, said:

lol right? Curious isn't it? Maybe Bigfoot is more like the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz?? They land, make a few prints then take off...

Hey, I'll buy that. I was struggling for an explanation!

[orangepeaceful79]

ColoradoParanormal, on 19 March 2012 - 05:21 PM, said:

lol right? Curious isn't it? Maybe Bigfoot is more like the flying monkeys from Wizard of Oz?? They land, make a few prints then take off... And as for not finding the remains of their deceased, well it's "well known that Bigfoot takes their dying to an active Volcano and has a ceremony whilst throwing the bodies into the lake of Lava."  

If you guys were really paying attention to Finding Bigfoot, you'd have caught the little infotainment tidbit of information that stated that the reason nobody finds Bigfoot bones is because the porcupines eat them all up.  Pay attention, slackers!

[ColoradoParanormal]

orangepeaceful79, on 20 March 2012 - 01:41 AM, said:

If you guys were really paying attention to Finding Bigfoot, you'd have caught the little infotainment tidbit of information that stated that the reason nobody finds Bigfoot bones is because the porcupines eat them all up.  Pay attention, slackers!

lol Oh man... shoot, I need to stay up to date on this I suppose! Thanks for the correction my friend! Whew! That was a close one, was very near to sounding daft! Thanks!