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'My real mother is a green alien'

says Labour councillor

 Started by Still Waters , Mar 28 2012 12:09 PM

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#1    Still Waters

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 12:09 PM

www.thenorthernecho.co.uk said:

A LABOUR politician has stunned his town council colleagues by claiming his “real mother” is a 9ft green alien with eight fingers.

Councillor Simon Parkes, who was elected to represent Stakesby ward on Whitby Town Council last month, said although he has had hundreds of close encounters with extra-terrestrials, it will not interfere with his mission to help residents at the seaside resort.

Speaking on YouTube, Coun Parkes said he first saw an alien at the age of eight months, when “a traditional kite-shaped face”, with huge eyes, tiny nostrils and a thin mouth appeared over his cot.

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 12:22 PM

Lol... Very interesting..
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 12:23 PM

Well, that's certainly odd...

A few things struck me though...  He claims his first 'encounter' came when he was 8 months old...  How many people remember ANYTHING from when they are 8 monthss old?  I sure don't!

His comments about his thoughts of 'Those aren't mummy's hands. Those are Green, Mummys are Pink" is quite a bit more sophisticated than an 8 month olds...

He has these 'memories' of people who are 8 feet tall...  When your 3 years old EVERY adult looks 8 feet tall!

I think this guy needs to see if he has a chemical imbalance or something...

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 12:42 PM

View PostTaun, on 28 March 2012 - 12:23 PM, said:

Well, that's certainly odd...

A few things struck me though...  He claims his first 'encounter' came when he was 8 months old...  How many people remember ANYTHING from when they are 8 monthss old?  I sure don't!

His comments about his thoughts of 'Those aren't mummy's hands. Those are Green, Mummys are Pink" is quite a bit more sophisticated than an 8 month olds...

He has these 'memories' of people who are 8 feet tall...  When your 3 years old EVERY adult looks 8 feet tall!

I think this guy needs to see if he has a chemical imbalance or something...

Lmao I thought it was also odd when he talked about his encounter at 8months. Even for a big et enthusiast like me this story is a little to out there. I dont doubt his experiences but something doesn't add up. But it did provide me with a good laugh tho, it's good to hear stories like these once in awhile.
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 12:45 PM

:no:  :cry:

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 01:18 PM

I loved this bit
quote.....''I get more common sense out of the aliens than out of Scarborough Town  Hall. The aliens are far more aware of stuff. People in the Town Hall  seem not to be aware of the needs of Whitby.”
Now that I can believe lol :)
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 01:39 PM

Set up for an April fools joke?
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 01:45 PM

I don't think I'd want to drink the water in that town...

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 01:48 PM

Did they report his party political allegiance correctly; surely it should be Monster Raving Loony, not Labour?
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 01:48 PM

It sounds like someone has some repressed "mommy issues".
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Posted 28 March 2012 - 01:52 PM

View PostGoodnite, on 28 March 2012 - 01:48 PM, said:

It sounds like someone has some repressed "mommy issues".


exactly!!!!

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 01:57 PM

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 02:09 PM

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Well his story is almost as crazy as the fact that this movie made it to DVD...

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 02:11 PM

I hope he wasn't planning for a long lasting political career...

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Posted 28 March 2012 - 02:12 PM

View PostTimonthy, on 28 March 2012 - 02:09 PM, said:

Well his story is almost as crazy as the fact that this movie made it to DVD...
It has Kim Basinger in it...  It can't be all bad. :hmm:
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