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#1    Mad Cow

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Posted 01 April 2012 - 11:46 PM

In a particular small country, there was a king. He was much beloved of the people, and so they built for him a castle. But they were poor people and could only afford to build it out of grass. So they worked for weeks, and finally completed a lovely woven grass castle for him. And the king was pleased.

Another country, significantly richer than the first, presented a peace offering of an ornate throne. The king accepted this gift graciously and was most pleased. The only trouble was, the throne was very uncomfortable. So the king got himself a more comfortable chair and kept the massive throne in the attic. Naturally, it fell through the floor and killed him.

The moral of this story: People who live in grass houses shouldn't stow thrones.

A bear is just a man who made a choice.

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Posted 02 April 2012 - 12:11 AM



"A cat has nine lives. For three he plays, for three he strays, and for the last three he stays."


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