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#1    I Chew My Chimichanga

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 01:35 AM

One night driving down back roads going to the convenience store. I went around this curve (nearing this house where dogs run out and chase the cars)when I saw something running across the road. As I got closer there he was, a little slender man. Had to of been atleast no more than foot tall. He was wearing this little olive green jacket, red pants and a red pointed hat. That's when the dog ran out from behind the tree chasing this little man. He jumped into the ditch. I slammed on the brakes and quickly grabbed my flashlight out the door. The dog was just standing over the ditch barking. I tried to get out to look but the dog then turned his attention on me. I suppose it was an elf or gnome. I just think of gnomes being fat little men. I always drive by that spot looking for the little man.

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 03:51 AM

View PostI Chew My Chimichanga, on 03 April 2012 - 01:35 AM, said:

One night driving down back roads going to the convenience store. I went around this curve (nearing this house where dogs run out and chase the cars)when I saw something running across the road. As I got closer there he was, a little slender man. Had to of been atleast no more than foot tall. He was wearing this little olive green jacket, red pants and a red pointed hat. That's when the dog ran out from behind the tree chasing this little man. He jumped into the ditch. I slammed on the brakes and quickly grabbed my flashlight out the door. The dog was just standing over the ditch barking. I tried to get out to look but the dog then turned his attention on me. I suppose it was an elf or gnome. I just think of gnomes being fat little men. I always drive by that spot looking for the little man.
Was he being followed by the fairies you posted about a few weeks ago?

#3    I Chew My Chimichanga

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 04:08 AM

View Postorangepeaceful79, on 03 April 2012 - 03:51 AM, said:

Was he being followed by the fairies you posted about a few weeks ago?
sure!! they were flying in a ufo with bigfoot, nessy, and the mobile alabama leprechaun. These are experiences I've witnessed. I'm just telling them cause they need to be told. Take what you want of them. I'm sure I'm not the only one who seen such things.

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 04:32 AM

View PostI Chew My Chimichanga, on 03 April 2012 - 04:08 AM, said:

sure!! they were flying in a ufo with bigfoot, nessy, and the mobile alabama leprechaun. These are experiences I've witnessed. I'm just telling them cause they need to be told. Take what you want of them. I'm sure I'm not the only one who seen such things.
At what age did you first hear stories or learn of faeries?

At what age did you begin seeing such beings?

Are you a religious person?

Do you come from a religious background? If so, which religion?
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Posted 03 April 2012 - 04:37 AM

View PostI Chew My Chimichanga, on 03 April 2012 - 04:08 AM, said:

sure!! they were flying in a ufo with bigfoot, nessy, and the mobile alabama leprechaun. These are experiences I've witnessed. I'm just telling them cause they need to be told. Take what you want of them. I'm sure I'm not the only one who seen such things.

Seen?,,,or seeing. :mellow:

#6    I Chew My Chimichanga

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 05:22 AM

View PostNight Walker, on 03 April 2012 - 04:32 AM, said:

At what age did you first hear stories or learn of faeries?

At what age did you begin seeing such beings?

Are you a religious person?

Do you come from a religious background? If so, which religion?

Iv'e always have heard stories, books, movies etc. I just never considered the possibility that they were real.- My late teens into my early 20's.- I was raised christian but we never attend church. Seeing what I've seen I have questioned my religion. More spiritual I suppose.

Edited by I Chew My Chimichanga, 03 April 2012 - 06:10 AM.


#7    I Chew My Chimichanga

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 06:16 AM

View PostEnglishgent, on 03 April 2012 - 04:37 AM, said:

Seen?,,,or seeing. :mellow:
Is this like a grammar lesson??

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 08:11 AM

I suppose if he was a leprechaun, he could've lead you to his pot of gold.

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 12:51 PM

Was he offering good deals on airfare, hotels, and rental cars?

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 01:06 PM

Hi, just a few things...

How dark was it? How confident are you that your description is accurate?

Only saying because if it was at most a foot tall it would be very hard to get an accurate look while driving at night.

Where do you live? (Not an address, just a town, city, suburb will do  :tu: )

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 02:13 PM

You really shouldn't drink and do drugs then drive.

.....makes you see stupid stuff.

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 06:59 PM

View Postkeninsc, on 03 April 2012 - 02:13 PM, said:

You really shouldn't drink and do drugs then drive.

.....makes you see stupid stuff.
well damn i shouldn't of drank that 5th and bump that line... cause now im reading your message.

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Posted 03 April 2012 - 07:51 PM

After getting out of the car, could you see it in the ditch? or had it disappeared. I believe things can pass through dimensions once spotted.
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Posted 04 April 2012 - 01:21 AM

View PostI Chew My Chimichanga, on 03 April 2012 - 06:59 PM, said:

well damn i shouldn't of drank that 5th and bump that line... cause now im reading your message.
True, but it's keeping you from chasing fairies.....elves......whatever in your car, now isn't it?

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Posted 04 April 2012 - 01:46 AM

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