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Man Allegedly Ties 89 Bags Of Drugs

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 Started by glorybebe , Apr 12 2012 10:26 PM

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#1    glorybebe

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Posted 12 April 2012 - 10:26 PM

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This alleged drug dealer kept his package in an unexpected place.

When cops searched 23-year-old Ray Woods after a traffic stop in Folcroft, Pa. last week, they were suspicious of a giant bulge in his pants, according to the Philadelphia Daily News.

Woods had tied 89 bags of heroin and cocaine concealed in a larger sack tied to his penis, cops said.


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Ummm...how.....uh, well, better not say what was running through my head :rofl:


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Posted 12 April 2012 - 10:33 PM

Nothing new i did it once, i managed to attach a spliff :rofl:
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Posted 12 April 2012 - 11:46 PM

This has never been a good place for hiding drugs.  :rolleyes:

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 12:49 AM

View Posthetrodoxly, on 12 April 2012 - 10:33 PM, said:

Nothing new i did it once, i managed to attach a spliff :rofl:


But 89 bags? 89?
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 01:26 AM

Well, they probably had the size of a pea or a hazle nut. It still a lot, though.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 08:34 AM

That can't have been comfortable.

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Posted 13 April 2012 - 03:33 PM

View Postschizoidwoman, on 13 April 2012 - 08:34 AM, said:

That can't have been comfortable.


Man!  I sure could make something of that comment, too. :blush:  I have a warped sense of humour.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 03:53 PM


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Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:30 PM

LMAO!  Leo, that is hilarious!:w00t:
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 04:35 PM

View Postglorybebe, on 13 April 2012 - 04:30 PM, said:

LMAO!  Leo, that is hilarious!:w00t:

heh!  :lol:

It's also ironic, as the song was written as a protest against more invasive security checks at airports, etc.
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Posted 13 April 2012 - 10:42 PM

View PostLeonardo, on 13 April 2012 - 04:35 PM, said:

heh!  :lol:

It's also ironic, as the song was written as a protest against more invasive security checks at airports, etc.


Viagra and a kilt...LOL, I wonder if that is going to give anyone ideas :rofl:
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 09:40 AM

View Postglorybebe, on 13 April 2012 - 10:42 PM, said:

Viagra and a kilt...LOL, I wonder if that is going to give anyone ideas :rofl:

I believe tossing the caber is still an event in the Scottish Highland Games...  :whistle:   :innocent:
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Posted 14 April 2012 - 06:30 PM

View PostLeonardo, on 14 April 2012 - 09:40 AM, said:

I believe tossing the caber is still an event in the Scottish Highland Games...  :whistle:   :innocent:


I've always wanted to travel to Scotland..:P
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