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[tendo]

lets have a haiku thread, but, with a normal poem style.

in the halls i wander,
towards my class i go,
but when i get to CADD class,
on UM i can go.

now u all try to do this,
this convo written in verse,
and i have broken the ice for u,
as i, u see, have gone first.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

roses are purple
violet are yellow
this is tendo's thread
and I'd like to say hello

[tendo]

hello dot, fine sis of mine,
id like to point out, at this time
u dont have to only use ABCB,
just now i used AABB...hehe..

i just noticed spell check,
at the bottom of adding a post.
nevermind NEEDS to use this,
then for good posts he can boast

Edited by tendo, 21 September 2004 - 12:34 PM.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Tendo dear brother
this thread is groovy
people will like it lots
they might even make a movie.

Tell me dear brother
(If you got to choose)
which actor would play you
in a role like no other?

[moe eubleck]

yo yo
woke up dis morning and thought I was dead
but no it was the kids jumping on my bed
oh my god it was only six in the mornin
not quite awake yet but one jumped on my groin


the kids they be feedin
frozen waffles they be eatin
Moe dont know how to show
of good manners he dont know
they be throwing thier meals
slappin Moe with banana peals
do you know how it feels ?

Moe was smacked with a fruit
tripped over a boot
banged his head on an apple
in a pool of spilled snapple

now his head be all sticky
and he smells like peach ice tea
the kids think its funny
so they dance all around me

ring around the daddy
he fell on some spilled tea
now he cant catch me
cuz he is stinky

[tendo]

wunderful day moe,
i wish i could say,
that i had a time like that,
what a great day.


yes, o, great dot,
a movie'll be made,
the man to play me,
bruce campbell, i say
he's rawkin and funny
and a sexy stud to boot,
just like the man that,
hes to be when they shoot.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Funny little man
You want to be a super hero
Fight the bad guys
Chase the cat
With a ball of yarn
Your giggles make me laugh
All the funny stuff you say
Pretend you’re a kitten
Curled up in my bed
Its sixteen o’clock mummy lets play
Swing higher up to the trees
Sharp toothed dinosaur
I kiss your sweet head
Holding you close
Not wanting to let go

[tendo]

aww cute poem dot.
makes me sad
as growing old,
it makes me mad
and tho, when u look back,
the time will have seemed to fly,
if u savor the when your in,
it will slowly tiptoe by.

[The Cheat]

Tell me dear brother
(If you got to choose)
which actor would play you
in a role like no other?

the man to play me,
bruce campbell, i say

If my opinion is welcome
which i know it's not
Bruce campbell aint the man
cuz hes just too hott
Best actor in the role of you
is without a doubt
last name: Reeves first: Keanu
you look much the same
as everyone can tell
and he's not too bright so
he'd play the part quite well

you've just got more disses
than you ever deserve, Tendo
but please dont seek revenge;
don't  yell 'hwacha' and throw
random objects at my head
because it was all in jest
I like this thread already
can bring out my worst and best

Edited by The Cheat, 21 September 2004 - 09:23 PM.

[tendo]

RAR! u shant escape your fate,
containing fury and wrath.
it will be unleashed, on here of course,
and in life with all the rage i...uh...hath.

im not sure what this wrath will be,
but my iron fist you'll feel,
upon you, as a pressing weight,
from head down to your heel.

tho resemblence of keanu ive got,
and a faerie i may be,
this means not that i cant be hot,
for this is what many tell me.

u suck at your past time,
of thumb exercise,
and air hockey u are so horrid,
i have to close my eyes

and tho my lids be shut, i bet,
id STILL be able to win,
and with that all said,
my revenge is met, to YOUR chegrin...

[The Cheat]

oo that was low
and revenge i shall bestow
with poems written like Poe (haha i wish)
til in defeat you cry 'shup, ho!'

seperior is your air hockey score
but my gaming is not that poor
I can hold my own for sure
And my loyalty to nintendo is pure *coughalocough*

And in one was i can beat you
with ur own sword its true
fencing with me your chances are few
any last words before i run you through?

[tendo]

ouch that hurt,
my heart, it bleeds
u bring up halo,
my weakness indeed.

it is the only game that i shall play
on xbox, that is true,
tho u said u WANT to play it,
now what will u do?

your main base of argument,
has been proven hypocritical,
and im in bind now,
for nothing rhymes with that, typical.

[The Cheat]

hypocrite I am not
for it doesnt matter what i want
never held and x-box controller in my hands
and its never been in my plans
but you have played it many times
so it can't be ammo in your rhymes
that would make you the hypocrite
and i am not, so deal with it
no matter how much forced rhyme i must use
in this battle i refuse to lose

[moe eubleck]

yo yo yo

Moe uses x-box live it be tight
in da jedi academy Moe puts up a fight
word to your mother this Moe get mad skill
with jedi light power his staff saber be ill

Moe on da voice chat
he talks smack , it be phat
even the germans cant diss you like that
and Moe aint no rat
he be a cool cat
dont carry out his wishes
you sleep with da fishes

Then in this game that be called PSO
all the kids  there have been tagged by the Moe
they think they be tight cuz they know how to play
long ago on the dreamcast Moe learned  how to PK
Moe also learned how to turn you to NOL
told sega to lose "pay for play" in a hole
but sega wouldnt respect
this Moe of Eubleck
So he NOL'd away to his little hearts content
all the players hated this trick that was fun
it zapped all the players back down to level one
But this Moe dont do this on x-box PSO
cuz now they will ban him for breakin the show

[jeceris]

tendo
and moe
you flow
so
and dot
why not
pose, jot
but
jeceris
in paris
embarass
i am
nonsense