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#16    moe eubleck

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Posted 22 September 2004 - 05:30 PM

yo jeceris
listen to this
your flow
is good.
Dr. Seuss-ish

but do not fret
and do not let
your keyboard get wet
or else you may yet
need a new one I bet
so dont get a pet
or go into debt
or punch out a vet
so get ready get set



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Posted 22 September 2004 - 05:49 PM

but i do fret
cause i'm in debt
lost a bet
to a nasty vet
his name was rhett
he owned a jet
we'd never met
he had to get
his fishing net
it was wet
so i let
rhett get his net
and met the wet vet
yet on his jet
and paid him  on the internet

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#18    moe eubleck

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 12:24 AM

was the vet a she or a him ?
did you get placed in the net on a whim ?
was her middle name kim ?
was his middle name tim ?
was his iq or her iq dim ?
please do not go out on a limb
only cut hair in need of a trim
shimy shimy shimy shimy
shim shimy shim
I have cat pee on my shiny new rim.


Edited by moe eubleck, 23 September 2004 - 12:26 AM.

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 12:41 AM

awesome flo
to u, joc and moe
keep it comin always,
so this flow may stays.

to u, the cheat, im done with this
so lets make up, but skip the kiss,
unless, that is, u want 'hott stuff'
haha, yeah rite, what fluff
so forgive and forget
so no fites we regret


#20    moe eubleck

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 04:53 AM

jack sprat was very fat
his wife was very mean
so one day
he made her pay.
his used his fat
then sat
and SPLAT!!!
his wife was very , very flat

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Posted 23 September 2004 - 12:07 PM

that reminds me of a parody...
that my dad has said
so i shall say it too,
so it gets stuck in your head

old mother hubbard
went to the cupboard
to give her poor dog a bone,
but when she bent over
old rover took over,
and gave her a bone of his own

hehe



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Posted 23 September 2004 - 06:09 PM

There was an old woman who lived in a shoe
she had so many children she didnt know what to do
but this day her sanity came to an end
she began speaking to an invisible friend
she tied up her kids and took all thier toys
she painted the faces of girls and boys
then took a great cooking pot
then made a soup of the lot
then burned down her shoe
this is what Im telling you


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Posted 24 September 2004 - 12:48 AM

l v  t  s t  nd w nd r,
wh t  f th r  w r  n  v w ls?
nd th n   th nk h w h rd,
t w  ld b  t  sp ll  n m t p    .

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i  o e  o  i  a    o  e  ,
  a  i    e e  e  e  o  o e  ?
a     e  i   i    o  a  ,
i  ou    e  o   e   o o a o eoia.


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Posted 24 September 2004 - 12:49 AM

QUOTE(tendo @ Sep 22 2004, 08:41 PM)

to u, the cheat, im done with this
so lets make up, but skip the kiss,
unless, that is, u want 'hott stuff'
haha, yeah rite, what fluff
so forgive and forget
so no fites we regret

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does this mean you are giving in
you forfeit,a dn i win?
cuz i wont accept a draw
ill keep typing til my fingers are raw
and than ill do my victory dance

(whats all this about romance?
regardless of who wins this fight
you ain't gettin no hott stuff tonite)
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 12:52 AM

i see the word 'tonite'
does this mean later then?
of course i can just do my will,
and flashy thing u in the end...
i do not give in, in any way,
just want to stop the demi spam
so this thread will not leave,
and im blamed, and in a bucket am
shoved.


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Posted 24 September 2004 - 12:54 AM

inkle finkle do
there once lived a cow named moo
he lived on the moon
and ate cheese with a spoon
inkle finkle do
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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:35 AM

Tendo:

i write no spam
(and eat no canned ham)
if mods question, just show 'em,
our fight is in form of poem
thats what this thread is for
but with our poems we keep score
and now im in the lead
moreso with each deed
of yours that i can use for ammo
ill kick your azz like Rambo
so try give this all you got
go on,  hit me with ur best shot

as for 'tonite'
well, it rhymed with fight
for now ill think of rhymes
and of hott stuff elsetimes
but the flashy thing i'll steal then
and hide it; i dont wanna forget again


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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:45 AM

glue is quite fun to sniff
if you're broke and in a tiff
get high in a flash
without spendin no cash
just give the bottle a whiff

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Posted 24 September 2004 - 01:53 AM

u ask for it u got it,
get ready to be with my best shot hit.
u have as much common sense as a pole from grenada,
and never forget that u are a canada!
and tho your ammo, powerful it is,
your verses suck and smell of pizz.
speakin of smell, u do your share,
your BO is like cabbage, dont start me on your hair
which since you are short, is under my nose,
and you horribly write and reread your prose
your sarcasms suck, tho your lifes fiber they be,
u really should try sumthing smarter...go talk to a tree
all of your friends are paid off by rents,
for my company, all their money theyve spent
paco hates u, hes told me so,
he can talk more, just doesnt wanna let u know,
oo! BURN! SNAP! in the words of our friend
and now, these insults ill bring to an end.



HA! not! im not done that quick,
i have much more, so around u should stick,
keep reading, dear 'friend' to read of your flaws,
like how horribly u paint those nails on your paws,
and how u think u can sing,
tho my ears u make ring,
im happy to show a few more to u,
such as how ur drawings resemble poo,
take that, stick it, where no sun shines,
and b4 i go, worse than a bat u are blind.


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Posted 24 September 2004 - 03:49 AM

wow tendo. That was cruel but you exhibited mad skill on the mic. Props to you foshizzly. thumbsup.gif


baby woke up with a coughing fit
then started to vomit
worried Moe hugged ger tight
gave her some meds to help fight

Moe's day was a tale
got his first hate mail
then got stuck on the street
cuz his car overheat
tried to call on his celly
but the signal done failed me
so he cooled it with pepsi
ghetto jobs come in handy
wont flag down no yuppie

headed home made some dinner
but wnat to be thinner
so ate a banana
and what ever rhymes with banana?


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