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#166    The Cheat

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Posted 11 December 2004 - 05:52 AM

i want to write
o so bad
i want to write
a poem thats rad
but theres just one problem
with this plan
all my supurb ideas
just got up and ran.
i can think of nothing
i want to  write about
topics are  infinite
but of that, im in doubt.
and the few ideas
touching my heart tonight
have already been written
with better words than i could write

[edit: fixed typo...thanx tendo]

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Posted 21 December 2004 - 12:43 PM

I got up too early today
And got ready to face the day
When I'm out the door, on my way
I find out there's a school delay!
So at first i thought, horray!!!!!
But then realised in great dismay
Awake I am, and awake i must stay
Two hours shorter is the day
But i can't sleep them all away
Even  if in my cozy bed i lay
Sleep would stay far away
awake and alert,back to sleep- it doesnt work that way!
Lack of sleep, mind starts to fray
No sleep is bad, mmmmkay?

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Posted 21 December 2004 - 04:42 PM

ok.

Burnt dinner
Knocked over the tree
Microdot giggled
With joy and glee
Smoke filled my house
Water on my rug
Alarm wet off
All I did was shrug
The cat ate
Joey’s dinner
If she wasn’t so fat
She would be thinner.
Twas an untypical night
Of madness and joy
Tis the story of Dot
and her little boy.
But this Dot was glad
To put him to bed
Pyjamas, brushed teeth
Then 2 books were read.
Some warm up stretches
No sit ups today
Then Dot settled in with her friends
To chat and to play.

Good night go to bed
All is well sleepy head.


"You cannot pass," he said. … "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."

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Posted 21 December 2004 - 04:55 PM

a swirly lolly this Moe does lick
practicing his groove on this candy so slick
no woman ever told Moe that he was too quick
got hit with a brick by a loser named Dick

so Moe ripped  his shirt and grew large like the hulk
we turned very green ,  flexed our new vastly bulk

little Dick was then smitten
like America beat brittain
on da neck he was bitten
so let it be written

peace out yo, like orenthal james


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Posted 31 December 2004 - 09:46 PM

haha nice one moe


one i wrote for school, but i deem it poem-o-matic worthy:

You hear a noise in the dark
And foolishly choose to investigate.
A massive shape stands in the shadows;
Your courage fails, you hesitate.

Stalking through the shadows
Gleam of eyes seen in the night.
It tenses, ready to pounce,
As you fall within its sight.

Jagged teeth protrude
From a menacing square-jawed face
Set upon an agile body
Now in full motion, giving chase.

As you are pinned within its grasp,
You discover, to your surprise
The creature about to eat you up
Has a giant set of googly eyes!



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Posted 01 January 2005 - 04:39 PM

haha here's a recreation of the doodle that inspired my poem...

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Posted 03 February 2005 - 10:52 PM

itty bitty diity
Bumpety, bumpety, bump!


"You cannot pass," he said. … "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."

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Posted 04 February 2005 - 01:19 AM

look out below
its the Monk Master Moe
I mean Funk Master Moe Flow
Turn the lights out and we'll glow
its not cuz Im white yo
but I am pretty tight tho
never did like raw cookie dough
mathematically we are slow
upon you we shall bestow
great powers your mind will blow
like brandon lee in the crow

yo yo yo yo

watahh! we hit bad guys
kick them in their thighs
smack them with lemon pies
assualt you with french fries
cuz moe never got baptized
this is why Moe is so  wise
yaks and  camel allies
there's no need to depsise

word to your mother


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Posted 04 February 2005 - 06:48 AM

German speaking punk rock jive
What is this heresy?
I don't understand.

Nothing to see here.

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Posted 04 February 2005 - 11:57 AM

Im all lost
but still here
cant find my way
but very near
loosing my grip
but holding on
feeling weak
but i'll carry on
falling fast  
but standing tall
shouting out
can't hear my call
lifting me up
but still been put down
happy thoughts
from the tears of a clown
so all in all
i can try
to get back up
like a bird i'll fly
i'll keep smiling
even when sad
it's coz i met you
and that im glad...

Eliminate what it isn't,
and what your left with,
is what it is...
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Posted 04 February 2005 - 08:56 PM

tis Conan the barbarian.
hes the governor, not a librarian
comes off authoritarian
I bet hes a vegetarian

Bush races the one legged
vocabulary second graded
Iraq he done raided
muslims they got degraded

We shake it with yaks
we make groovy tracks
yo , pies are our snacks
bearded wound by an axe






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Posted 05 February 2005 - 12:54 AM

QUOTE(moe eubleck @ Feb 4 2005, 03:56 PM)
tis Conan the barbarian.


haha i just watched that movie yesterday.... its horrible



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dirty moe....

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Posted 07 February 2005 - 03:41 PM

Of Beachnut and Bob

There's a girl I know called The Cheat
I speak to her at times she really is sweet.
She said to me, "Dotty dear I really must go
If Tendo comes online, poke him for me...you know."
To the cheat I said, "With pleasure my dear.
I will not fail you, of this have no fear."

So I waited and waited and waited some more
Puffythaboy came online and finally so did Tendo.
We chatted & played Bloody Penguin
Snuffs is addicted, it will be his ruin.

I forgot. This happens. I had a Dot moment.
Then suddenly to my amazement
tendo spoke up and said, "where is The Cheat?
Did you see her Dot? It was her I came on to meet"

<insert curse words here>

"Holy crap! I forgot!" I cried.
"Poke! She said Poke!"
"Is that all she said" asked Tendo?"...Poke"
"what kind of poke" (How the heck am I supposed to know)


(Bob I have creative liscence here...so pfft!)

I thought and I thought. Then I thought a bit more.
"Poke you hard. Poke you with a sharp pointy stick. Poke till you fall.
For a moment my screen stayed blank....then I saw ohmy.gif
"She...said that?" The words flashed across my screen.

What have I done? Oh no tendo, no.
It was not TC who said that. It was me don't you know.
Bob is a good girl, wholesome and sweet
(need a rhyme here) Kinda like the kinetic theory of heat

So now I finish my fluffy ode to The Cheat.

Spend your five dollars wisely.

I will leave you to do your own poking Beachnut and Bob.



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Edited by Daughter of the Nine Moons, 07 February 2005 - 07:25 PM.

"You cannot pass," he said. … "I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass."

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Posted 07 February 2005 - 10:44 PM

this, my dear dot, is why we love u so.


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Posted 07 February 2005 - 11:55 PM

haha yay!

that was great DOT, and thanks for pokin him for me, sharp stick or not

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