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#181    HowdyDoo

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Posted 08 February 2005 - 04:30 PM

Ode to Rap

I wish I had some drums,
Or a synthesizer
To steal all these words
And become a rappin’izer.

Give me a black bandana
Or a car in the color of banana
I’d wear gold chains for clothing
And have a gold tooth for showing.

It don’t take much talent, as you can see
To learn how to rap, or hip hop or pee (hey, it rhymed)
Just add some drums, or better yet
Remake an old song and call it a celebrity.

I’ll hang my pants low, right on my rump
Hey, it might make it easier to take a dump!
Lots of money for no talent, it’s easy to do.
Millions of dollars, and my music sounds like poo.



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#182    Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Posted 08 February 2005 - 06:56 PM

HowdyDoo that rocks! laugh.gif

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#183    moe eubleck

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 04:08 AM

I wish i could whine like an emo punk band
and have lots of piercings with skateboard in hand
our lyrics sound like we are speaking in tongues
like a cat in heat , at the top of our lungs

or we could go gothic and dress all in black
cuz we are still mad at daddy for touching our sack
paint our face white to look like a vampire
problem is, not even Mcdonalds will hire

or maybe we can go country instead
trade in our docs for rodeo tread
knee stomp and square dance
in our skin tight blue pants
have a pinto on blocks
drink jack daniels on  rocks

or we can play jazz yo
cuz Kenny G has an afro
or we can make rave techno
knock up  13 year old bimbos
no need to thank us, no




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#184    Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 04:10 AM

laugh.gif that rocks Moe!

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 04:23 AM

laugh.gif Moe

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 11:19 AM

Red Riding Hood

Red riding hood was really no good
all that she thought of was food, food, food
She ate and made merry whenever she could
and didn't even take a walk in the wood

All this gluttony made her so plump
that she came to be known as the big fat lump
When Wolfie saw her, he said:Yo mama so fat!
How can I lay hands on this well fed brat?

The sight of her made him drool and pant
and all other food tasted like the bitter gourd plant
This mad craving he could not bear
she was one wholesome meal he didn't wanna share

He couldn't wait a moment longer
so, around grandma's house he began to wander
but there was no grandma and there was no food
and he thought he'll wait there as long as he could

Of her there was but no sign
and wolfie's stomach began to whine
Time went by but she came along
and seemed to be hiding something quite long

She showed it to him with a lot of glee
It made bad wolfie want to flee
It was the big long butcher's knife
and wolfie thought to himself: boy! what a life

Edited by Bone_Collector, 09 February 2005 - 12:34 PM.

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Posted 09 February 2005 - 05:32 PM

hansel and gretel


There was once an old woman with a house built of sweets
but kids kept eating it, so she started using  thier meats

she replaced the walls of bread and cakes
with a ghaslty concoction of rib bones and steaks

a candy cane fence that once lined the yard
was now made of leg bones, rotten and charred

the cherry topped long halls
were now topped with eyeballs

on the brown lawn , a sign made of white sheet metal
read " here marks the grave of Hansel and Gretel"

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#188    Daughter of the Nine Moons

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Posted 10 February 2005 - 02:00 AM

A froggy Queen I've become,
Eating flies yum, yum, yum.
Silliness sets me free
I can be a bumble bee
Lazily from flowers I'd flit
Until I grew tired of it


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Posted 10 February 2005 - 02:26 AM

QUOTE
hansel and gretel


That my friend, was a MasterPiece!!! laugh.gif

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Posted 10 February 2005 - 04:30 AM

Yeah Moe, that was very good!  laugh.gif

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Posted 19 March 2005 - 03:32 AM

against the bell i race,
running down the hall.
untied has come my lace;
i trip and start to fall.
still running, send my face
straight into the wall.

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Posted 21 March 2005 - 11:42 PM

ohmy.gif !!! Poor TC

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Posted 22 March 2005 - 12:56 AM

have at thee foul yak!
this yak Jack will smack
cuz turned Jack his back
the yak stole his crack
out of a black sack
Jack made his attack
and the yak he did smack
with a 40 pound tac
You see, Jack was a quack
some called him a hack
teeth covered in plaque
ate much cheese n mac
lived in a wack shack
in the heated outback

But we blame the crack
It put Jack off track
now he thinks hes 2-pac

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Posted 08 July 2005 - 02:49 PM

Follow the leader
Through the ruins we play
I lead you in circles
You lead me astray

Green bubbles surround you
And try as I might
I can't catch you
You're too far out of sight

Quickly I run
Looking high and low
If I catch you
Those bubbles will go!

All of a sudden
Very quiet it's got
Don't know where to go
'cause...I'm a lost Dot

Danger surrounds me
There are traps over head
Rescue me quickly
I don't wanna be dead.

"I'll be your hero"
I hear you say
"Don't move an inch
I'm on my way"

My Dotty senses tingle
I look all around
The Dark has spawned-
And dangers abound

Ready though I am
To fight them all
I fear in these ruins
The Dotness will fall

As I prepare to take my final stand
Through the doorway you burst
We spring into action
We kill the accursed

Then standing amidst
The bloodstained ground
With our enemies dead
I look all around

With a big grin on my face
And to my great delight
I have healed you
No green bubbles in sight

"No! No! No!"
I hear you say
"I liked my bubbles!
Why'd you take them away?"

Um...I win tongue.gif


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Posted 08 July 2005 - 04:08 PM

thru dangers untold we follow the Dot
thru the wrong door, goes the bouncing topknot
the area map unchecked, we ponder this thought
we wonder whats in the canadian pot

So Moe tags right along
hits the traps, sings a song
green bubbles in his thong
wont survive very long

bubbles are pretty so Moe wants to keep them
even tho its taxing to Moe's precious brain stem
Dots come along and heals Moes poisoned gem
at this Moe pouts , raises fists in condemn


But when Dot finds the right way
monsters she does slay
blasting with her holy ray
blood and guts  how they do spray
this makes Moe's heart sway

with her canadian accent
shes says "bugger"  in discontent
plays "rappys holiday"  the event
no one else knows what this meant


um... Moe wins grin2.gif

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