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[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Cash is nice
I like it lots.
I would use it
to buy Tater Tots.

Would hand them out
Just give them away
and no one would
have to pay.

Tater Tot Day
I would proclaim.
LOL I know
this poem is quite lame.

Lame or not
I just don't care.
This poem is fluff
as light as air.

Eat, eat, eat
my friends.
If the taters go bad
you'll get the bends.

That would stink
in fact it would suck.
'cause your stomach
would feel like a hockey puck.

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Holy Crap! The cry ran
through the thread
The Mods are here
Run away, pretend you're dead.
With dread you wait
Will they laugh will they frown
Now they're posting
Will they just lock it down?
Magikman likes no potty mouth
With Mentalcase I would not argue.
Kismit's wicked ...there's no doubt.
UniversalAbsurdity never shouts
Of Aslan and Kira we never see.
They've been MIA........
They might have gone out for tea.
Quiet now... the White Wizard has come
SaRuMaN ThE GrEaT.
Yikes I've got to go its getting late!
All I want to now know
Will I have privileges tomorrow
Can I stay or must I now go
To my very great sorrow

[tendo]

sad happy, sad happy,
happy sad, happy sad,
if i dont make up my mind soon,
im going to be mad
one minute down,
the next up high,
all i wish to know,
is why

[The Cheat]

Cash is nice
I like it lots.
I would use it
to buy Tater Tots.

Would hand them out
Just give them away
and no one would
have to pay.

Tater Tot Day
I would proclaim.
LOL I know
this poem is quite lame.

Lame or not
I just don't care.
This poem is fluff
as light as air.

Eat, eat, eat
my friends.
If the taters go bad
you'll get the bends.

That would stink
in fact it would suck.
'cause your stomach
would feel like a hockey puck.

How I love Tater tots
golden brown and piping hot
the Tater Tot day you proclaim
would put all other holidays to shame
tater tots are mmm so good
id eat as many as i possibly could
and if DOT was giving them away
i dont think i could stay away

"say what you will about our school, but i still say these are the best tater tots money can buy" -Principle skinner

[Kismit]

Lol Dot...

Kismit wants you to know
she is pleased to see ,
it's missing in action,
not someone of femininity .

And moe
boo , yes, boo on you
disclosing my plan
is not good for you ,
For kismit has powers of mental prowess
of banning deleting and editing yes .
So listen young Moe take heed of the Daughter
You'll need her muchly when I take the water .

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

Kismit...
I probably would hurl
if you told him I thought
that he was a girl!!!

[Kismit]

Don't worry fair Dot  ,
I'll never tell
I'm sure that's probably
just as well .

I think I broke Moe ,
he's runded away .
I wouldn't of hurt him ,

        
         not much, any-way....






Moe , it's O.K. Kismit isn't evil , honest  .

Edited by Kismit, 28 September 2004 - 10:38 AM.

[Mentalcase]

You peoples are so cute.

LOL@DOTS Mod poem.

[moe eubleck]

oh , the wonderful world of MODS
in the world of UM they are like gods
no one  has the guts to call them frauds
or they will be banned like peas in pods

One is named mentalcase
a nice guy but has a second face
talks to himself in the chatroom place
sprayed his other with a can of mace
But MC MC has mad freestyle skill
keepin it real he just likes to chill

Then there is Magikman
avatar the tazmanian
hes a funky homosapien
an entertainer of children
always anonymous
highly atonomous
has saved Moe from being embarassed

aother is kismit
this cutey is the shiznit
uses her powers
to make flower showers  (?)
even tho
she didnt vote for Moe
he still loves her so
yo yo yo yo

[tendo]

ode to calc...

this math is very mean,
it makes little sense you see,
but the basis of math is logic,
its so frustrating to me!
calculus is such a pain,
it makes me very sick,
if calc were a person id tell him to,
suck on my big fat hairy.........toe...

dirty minded people...

[moe eubleck]

The Daughter of Nine Moons takes long to type
so we call her Dot  this name is really hype

The folks at UM all love her alot
She is groovy and sweet this one who's called Dot.
shes a very good girl who never smokes pot
writes many haikus that are very deep in thought
isnt like Tupac, shes never been shot
Moes keeps close the many lesson's shes taught

one day she tore up some seats at a concert
like a true Clash fan Dot moshed and didnt get hurt
cuz her dotness kept her awake and ever on alert
cuz she be a magnet for crazy men who try to flirt

Dot held a picnic and invited all her buds
everyone showed up , honeys and studs
Moe brought a monkey
who tried to get funky
got it on with a chimpazee
next to universal absurdity

but then the monkey dropped a huge  banana peel
Dot stepped on it then tripped on her heel
then She stumbled to the ground with a big giant squeal
Dot faked a smile to keep it all real

then the monkey tried to swoon dot
but Dot had a gun and the monkey got shot.
"you shot my monkey ! cried Mister Moe
but Dot spilled her tea from laughing so

[Daughter of the Nine Moons]

there was a mad cleric
who went by the name  
of Moe Eublek
some called him trickster
and dismissed him as fluff
they learned the truth
learned it not soon enough
his sig lets out a sirens call
foolish & unwary
he'll catch them all
Moe has an identity
secret agent- no name
some say his insanity is hereditary
I really don't know
you must ask his brother Peggy
In the Ocelot War
wether friend or foe
You knew the score
Twas the fight for the Land of MOE
Master of third personness
of Moe's power's I'm awestruck
this I must confess!

Edited by Daughter of the Nine Moons, 12 October 2004 - 09:21 PM.

[tendo]

mish mash mosh,
pish pash posh,
i ate the bug,
and puked on the rug,
squish squash squosh

[moe eubleck]

Tom Tom the piper's son
stole a pig an away did run
but the pig escaped
and Tom was raped
at the point of a 50 cal. gun

Edited by moe eubleck, 30 September 2004 - 05:43 PM.

[tendo]

heh heh...limericks...

there once was a man named dave,
who lived with a dead whore in a cave,
she was missing one t**,
and smelled like sh**,
but think of the money he saved