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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#1981    Professor T

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Posted 06 October 2012 - 07:11 PM

Banned for giving me so many cool ideas of what to do with my antique toilet seat collection.


#1982    susieice

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 04:44 AM

Banned for making me wonder what an antique toilet seat would look like. I shutter to think. Would that be from an outsider or just some rocks off the beaten path so to speak.

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#1983    Professor T

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 08:25 AM

Banned for being totally clueless about the toilet seats of antiquity. OMG!!! What do they teach in schools these days..


#1984    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 11:12 AM

Banned for ad hoc criticising. School taught me to sleep with my eyes open and even look focused while I do that. School taught me to spot when it’s necessary to speak the completely opposite of what I think and how to do it in convincing manner. It also taught me it’s futile to reason with morons, they should be manipulated by alternating flattering and threats. So school is not a complete waste of time, it’s training mind judo: throw the opponent on the ground using their own swing.

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#1985    ouija ouija

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 01:00 PM

Banned for speaking good sense and the truth!

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#1986    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 01:53 PM

Banned for yes, that never ends well :D

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#1987    ouija ouija

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 03:27 PM

Banned for: right again! Fisticuffs and tears are always following hot on the heels of truth :hmm:

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#1988    rrainn

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 04:13 PM

Banned for being Banned , Hymms for the drowning ? anyone.... There?


#1989    Junior Chubb

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 07:32 PM

Banned for excessive use of the letter r

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#1990    ouija ouija

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Posted 07 October 2012 - 09:34 PM

Banned for not doing something about those pimples on your eyes :lol:

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#1991    susieice

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 03:48 AM

Banned for seeing that through his sunglasses. Wait, is that what's sticking out there?

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 02:39 PM

Banned for that's a bit of a rude question.


#1993    ouija ouija

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 03:37 PM

Banned for banning a little light-hearted rudity :P

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 03:52 PM

Banned for inventing words (rudity).


#1995    ouija ouija

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Posted 08 October 2012 - 04:29 PM

banned for: if you had things your way, we'd still be saying 'Ugh?' to each other

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It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.