Banned for having a picture of a Jesus horse as your avatar.
Banned because I haven't banned you in a while.
Banned because this place is lacking multiple ban posts.
Banned again because I'm hungry and there's no pizza.
Banned for bursting my bubble. I was imagining the horse is Jesus Horse because he has one of those fish bumper stickers on his behind. Not that we can see that from this angle, but I had so vivid picture in my mind.
Banned for I have a brain like that too... no, not in the jar, in my head... I keep reading what I think it should read, not what it actually reads. I also hear a lot of real news instead of what they said. Insanity keeps me sane. I highly recommend it.