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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#1936    OverSword

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 02:30 PM

Banned because insanity is the new sanity!


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Posted 02 October 2012 - 03:25 PM

Banned for of course it is, since the fake is the new real and stupidity is the new clever.

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 06:42 PM

Banned for not mentioning this is all due to teenagers having phones that are smarter than they are!


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Posted 02 October 2012 - 07:49 PM

Banned for they are having burgers that are smarter than them. Or were made of smarter than them, to be precise. I meant to say you’re banned for that’s not phones’ fault.

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Posted 02 October 2012 - 09:38 PM

Banned because I didn't blame the phones!


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Posted 02 October 2012 - 10:16 PM

Banned for being argumentative :P

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 03:07 PM

Banned for the sake of banning!


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Posted 03 October 2012 - 05:12 PM

Banned for aw, you slacker, that exclamation mark is like excessive make up on an ugly chick.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 06:22 PM

Banned for using an octopus instead of excessive make-up.  (don't kill me I'm sure you're quite good looking)


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Posted 03 October 2012 - 06:25 PM

:lol: Banned for my beauty comes from the inside... so the hatopus is there to shield you from what you’d be exposed to otherwise.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 06:29 PM

Banned for not exposing youself!


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Posted 03 October 2012 - 06:37 PM

Banned for cash first. Sorry, nothing personal, just terms of service.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 07:47 PM

Banned for bringing work issues to a leisure thread.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:31 PM

Banned because leisure suits went out in the mid 70's.


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Posted 03 October 2012 - 09:38 PM

Banned because: why didn't you tell me? <_<

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.