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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#2446    with bells on

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 10:57 AM

banned for leaving the toilet seat up..


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Posted 17 November 2012 - 03:58 PM

Banned for that was not on purpose. That was suction cup effect. Large ass acts like suction cup when seated on average toilet seat and pulls the seat up as it gets up. Basics of toilet physics.

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 04:25 PM

Banned for: it's not that long ago that you promised never to talk about toilet seats EVER again <_<

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#2449    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 05:03 PM

Banned for... damn, that’s true... banned for anyone sane would forget about it by now. They’d keep having that inexplicable feeling of discomfort at glancing at toilet seats, but they wouldn’t know anymore where the **** that comes from.

Liked not for busting my broken toilet promise but for being brain-washing resistant.

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#2450    ouija ouija

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 05:08 PM

Banned for not realising I am shaped like an elephant and therefore have the (alleged) memory of an elephant :P

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#2451    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 05:38 PM

Banned for liar! Or show us your trunk.


(I’m shaped like šljivotres. This is a long, thin stake used for shaking plums off the tree. I kid you not, that thing was so important it got its own name. And I was just talking to a curvy friend of mine, who complained about her size, that men often prefer that size she’s complaining about.
“Well, yes, but that’s mostly older guys...” she said.
“Sure, those who grew tired of rubbing themselves raw on partner’s bones. Age brings experience, experience brings wisdom.”)

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Posted 17 November 2012 - 11:17 PM

Banned for being too damned graphic with details of rubbing bones together!

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 06:45 AM

Banned for having issues with bones.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 07:18 AM

banned because the ice melted..


#2455    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:43 AM

Banned for it’s a trap. Just ask woolly mammoths if you don’t believe me.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:47 AM

banned for not speaking english..


#2457    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 10:59 AM

Banned for it’s not my fault some languages can’t convey complex thoughts.

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 12:43 PM

Banned for not communicating through your awesome telepathic skills.

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#2459    ouija ouija

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 02:37 PM

Banned for claiming two chocolate bars as your 'location' ...... HA! Pull the other one it's .......... oh ^_^

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 03:22 PM

Banned for overtly sexualizing every aspect of the Universe.

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