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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#2461    ouija ouija

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 03:43 PM

Banned for: who do you think I think I am? God?

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#2462    joc

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 03:45 PM

Banned for even questioning that I doubt for a second that you are God!

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#2463    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 04:05 PM

Banned for inciting religious conflict. Some deities don’t tolerate competition, you know.

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#2464    joc

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Posted 18 November 2012 - 04:23 PM

Banned for not understanding that we deities do not have any competition!

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#2465    ouija ouija

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 12:09 AM

Banned for killing off the opposition :o

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#2466    susieice

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:26 AM

Banned for not revolting against a dictatorship.

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#2467    joc

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:23 AM

Banned for not bowing down to me...and for not making me any cookies (chocolate chip preferably)

I'm really torn here though because it is almost sacrilegious to ban someone who has a Robert Frost quote under their avatar.

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#2468    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 01:33 PM

banned for she did make cookies i just ate them all

by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great


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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:00 PM

Banned for not sharing

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:22 PM

Banned for not making your own cookies(and then sharing them with me :D )

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 04:30 PM

Banned for greed!


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Posted 19 November 2012 - 05:26 PM

Banned for cookies are not healthy - so they say and I don't agree but... - so that’s not greed, that’s self-sacrificing.

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Posted 19 November 2012 - 10:07 PM

Banned for not sacrificing goats or poor relatives like the rest of us!  What did cookies ever do to you anyways?


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Posted 20 November 2012 - 05:05 AM

Banned for cruelty to animals and a dislike of people less fortunate than yourself.

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Posted 20 November 2012 - 04:49 PM

Banned for breathing frost all over that poor snow leopard and then scolding me for being cruel to animals <_<