Banned for... wait, Satan? What? Where that came from? Never mind, all Satanists are by default religious so their perception of truth coincides with more orthodox (orthodox, not Orthodox) religious perception: the process and the conclusion are the same, the only difference is the level of sadomasochism involved. So you’ve been banned for making me pull this definition out of my... hat.
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YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)
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, May 12 2012 04:19 AM
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Posted 23 November 2012 - 05:21 PM
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Posted 23 November 2012 - 05:43 PM
Banned for pulling stuff out of that poor hatopus.
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Posted 23 November 2012 - 05:46 PM
Banned for no matter how much I pull out it’s still full of... it.
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Posted 23 November 2012 - 11:08 PM
Banned for being 'full of it'.
I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything.
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 02:52 PM
Banned for having a tongue that looks like a pair of buttocks.
once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 02:57 PM
Banned for not knowing a coco de mare when he sees one.
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:07 PM
Banned for not being able to tell the difference between a coco de mare and a tongue de butt
once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:23 PM
Banned for I’m trying to mind my tongue and you’re not helping.
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:31 PM
Banned for ALWAYS having your mind in the gutter...
Edited by joc, 24 November 2012 - 03:31 PM.
once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:35 PM
Banned for yes, but that’s only one of my personalities. One of the others, for instance, is always in the **** up to neck, never in the gutter. The one that takes care of the bills that have to be paid. I'd hate to be her.
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 03:38 PM
Banned for getting into the gutter to pay your bills
once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:17 PM
banned for not knowing that helen fish rats for living
Allah, there is no God but He the Living the Eternal. no slumber can seize Him nor sleep
to Him belongs all that is In heavens and earth. who is there can intercede In His presence except what He permits
He knows what lies before them and what is after them. Nor shall they comprehend of his knowledge except as He wills
His throne extends over the heavens and earth
the preserving of them fatigues Him not and He is the most High and Glorious
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:18 PM
Banned for criticising someone for paying their bills.
Banned for pushing in front of me without so much as a 'by your leave' !
Banned for pushing in front of me without so much as a 'by your leave' !
Edited by ouija ouija, 24 November 2012 - 04:19 PM.
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:21 PM
banned for acussing a knight of pushing ladies ! that's such a lie !
Allah, there is no God but He the Living the Eternal. no slumber can seize Him nor sleep
to Him belongs all that is In heavens and earth. who is there can intercede In His presence except what He permits
He knows what lies before them and what is after them. Nor shall they comprehend of his knowledge except as He wills
His throne extends over the heavens and earth
the preserving of them fatigues Him not and He is the most High and Glorious
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Posted 24 November 2012 - 04:25 PM
Banned for calling me a liar ...... I was the one who was pushed, remember ....... I didn't imagine that! *sulks*
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