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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#2956    ouija ouija

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:09 PM

Banned for being a pessimist.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#2957    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:22 PM

Banned for pessimists are more often pleasantly surprised than optimists. Because pessimists always expect the worst but the worst can’t always happen.
They don't enjoy those surprises, because they instantly find another disaster to expect, but that's how they work.

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#2958    rrainn

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:36 PM

Banned for not being an  optimist- (And I will tell why )
Optimist HOPE a thing will happen......  

A pessimist.W/ADD , knows it will and I'll have to clean it up, then go find that
stream and fill their little glasses half full of water .... all-over- again.

(Don't tell them it keeps me busy , but if I should find a wonderous  distaction along
the way .......  ya gotta love it.!!!)


#2959    magnoliaReverie

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 05:54 PM

Banned for using that cow/horse as as step stool.


#2960    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 06:24 PM

Banned for no, no, it’s one of those “before and after” photos, only there’s no sharp line between them.

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#2961    OverSword

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 06:55 PM

Banned for saying the new kid is a cow/horse!  (sarah, that's a palamino)


#2962    ouija ouija

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:02 PM

Banned for: actually it's a piebald :P

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#2963    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:04 PM

Banned for or Simmenthal.

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#2964    OverSword

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:12 PM

Double banned for double YUCK!!!!!!!!!


#2965    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:21 PM

Banned for have you turned vegetarian on me too?

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#2966    OverSword

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:41 PM

Banned for no I have not!  Banned for eating meat from a can!


#2967    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:46 PM

Banned for it’s a breed of actual cattle, not just a brand of spam, you... American. Was it chicken or egg first I don't know but I know for sure it was a cow before it was a spam.

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#2968    Blue Star

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:49 PM

Actually Spam is a pork product......Banned for getting your trotters mixed with your heifers.


#2969    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:54 PM

Banned for I’m not a speciesist, I don’t trust any kind of minced meat.

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#2970    OverSword

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 07:56 PM

Banned for being hurt so badly that you can no longer trust!