Banned for trying to fight the fear god instilled in your heart with alcohol. (Trying to fight it with alcohol, not god instilled it with alcohol. You have rather undefined language, guys.) Anyway, WTF? Fear is there to save your life. Be thankful. Embrace your fears. Bow.
(See, that would be nice wedding vow.)
Banned for reminding me I still have it, but I admit it's a bit weird to stare at myself every time I get on UM. Staring at others is fine though
Alan banned for calling ouija a "he" (did you? confusing)