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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3031    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 December 2012 - 06:40 PM

Banned for I’ve seen worse. Not in my closet, but I’m not relevant. My mother once said: “When you hang your clothes out to dry, it looks like a flock of really big, ragged crows lined up there.”

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#3032    Lcvec

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 09:32 PM

Banned because you're probably talking about something else, not clothes.


#3033    ouija ouija

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 10:05 PM

Double ban: firstly for being insulting, secondly for only appearing here on high days & holidays :P

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#3034    Blurfoot

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Posted 31 December 2012 - 10:26 PM

Banned for saying 'high days'.


#3035    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 11:44 AM

Banned for preferring low days.

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#3036    joc

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:24 PM

Banned because I still don't know what the hell your signature says.

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#3037    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:39 PM

Banned for not paying attention in Glagolitic classes.

Glagolitic is old Slavic script, found mainly in Croatia and Bosnia, and it says:
“Tko rano rani, cijeli dan je pospan.”
“He who gets up early, will be sleepy whole day long.”
(There’s an old saying “Tko rano rani, dvije sreće grabi.” – “He who gets up early, will grab twice as much luck.”... the closest English saying is “Early bird gets the worm.” Well, this bird gets sleepy if she’s early.

I’d also seize this ranting opportunity to quote the full early bird saying: “Early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.” I love it. The saying, not the cheese. Well, some cheeses... OK, I'll shut up now.)

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#3038    WolvenHeart7

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:46 PM

Banned for posting so much. :yes:

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#3039    joc

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:47 PM

Banned for beating me to the draw...and for being so beautiful..

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now i know that light is old and stars are cold

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#3040    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 06:50 PM

Banned for indeed she is, so you better keep only the shadow phase of your avatar if you are planning to ask her out.

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#3041    joc

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:04 PM

Banned for even thinking that my wife would let me ask her out.

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#3042    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:12 PM

Banned for I’d let my husband ask her out :yes:  Because then I could laugh at his rejected old ass for a week :D and in random occasions for the rest of my life.

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#3043    joc

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:13 PM

Banned because...if I did...I wouldn't be rejected...

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once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold

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#3044    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:20 PM

Banned for aaaaa... the self-confidence, the foundation of looming humiliation.

Kidding, just widen that avatar a bit and you’ll look totally Gangnam.

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#3045    joc

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Posted 01 January 2013 - 07:46 PM

Banned for thinking that I look Korean

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once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold

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