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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3166    Blue Star

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:22 PM

Banned of the pun...Nah, banned for pretending you don't spike the nosh.


#3167    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:40 PM

Banned for triggering one of my weird association chains... you see, word “nosh” comes from Yiddish, so when you put ordinary spike in remotely Jewish context, it suddenly looks like Golgotha. Well, you knew I’m insane before I blurted this out.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:43 PM

Banned for being an Asian guy with a Jewish 'fro.


#3169    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 06:55 PM

Banned for don’t tempt East European with remotely race-themed jokes if you don’t want them banned for real. On the brighter side, the most criminal jokes we tell are about us, East Europeans. Probably because we are good material for jokes. Oho, I found us something we are good for!

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#3170    Blue Star

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:01 PM

Banned for speaking for the whole of East Europe.


#3171    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:07 PM

Banned for no, only for the intelligent ones. Since I personally know each one, I can speak for us. All five of us.

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#3172    Blue Star

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:10 PM

Banned for including yourself in the five most intelligent of East europeans.


#3173    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:16 PM

Banned for oh, all right... four of them... nitpicker. But, for the record, I’m often told “you’re too smart for your own good”.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 07:52 PM

Banned for believing what only a fool would say.

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Posted 10 January 2013 - 11:48 PM

Banned for not letting Helen have her way. (it's a known fact that only a lunatic would argue with a nutjob)


#3176    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 06:04 PM

Banned for it’s more fun that way. Never let me have it my way and prepare to be amazed.

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 08:50 PM

Banned for tooting your own whistle.


#3178    ouija ouija

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Posted 11 January 2013 - 09:03 PM

Banned for tooting in a family-rated thread :o

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#3179    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 11:21 AM

Banned for implying his family has weird conventions.

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#3180    ouija ouija

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Posted 12 January 2013 - 07:08 PM

Banned for: there's no 'implying' about it :P

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