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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3196    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 05:15 PM

Banned for you could improvise one at home... all you need is access to the roof, office chair and someone to call whaaaaambulance after you’re done.

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#3197    OverSword

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:30 PM

Banned for cracking my ass up!!  (whaaaaambulance)


#3198    ouija ouija

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Posted 14 January 2013 - 08:46 PM

Banned for sharing your cracked ass with us.

This ..... this is your life as it passed before other people's eyes.

italics don't really work in comic sans, do they? :/                                                                                      

#3199    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 03:33 PM

Banned for while it’s true an ass without a crack would be less common sight, we all contribute with what we have.

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#3200    OverSword

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:12 PM

Banned for talking about my ass crack!  That's not what I said!


#3201    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 04:25 PM

Banned for being not aware that in the clash of what you say and what people want to hear, you don't stand a chance.

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The will to live maybe, but not the plot...  -  Junior Chubb

#3202    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:10 PM

Banned for not showing your face

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#3203    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 05:30 PM

Banned for the truth is usually ugly, I don’t have to prove that with my own example.

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#3204    Blue Star

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 03:46 AM

Banned for lying in the banned thread.


#3205    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 07:27 AM

Banned for being a blue star and not a red one

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#3206    Blue Star

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:14 AM

Banned for being a colourist ....Oh, that doesn't quite work right does it...Oh well, you know what I mean...You, you colour----ist you.


#3207    ouija ouija

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 02:04 PM

Banned for not tidying up all those leaves and putting them on the compost heap.

This ..... this is your life as it passed before other people's eyes.

italics don't really work in comic sans, do they? :/                                                                                      

#3208    Lcvec

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 02:33 PM

Banned for being lazy and not doing her job for her!


#3209    ouija ouija

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 02:35 PM

Banned for not knowing that the origins of the word 'lazy' are to do with being too ill to work.

This ..... this is your life as it passed before other people's eyes.

italics don't really work in comic sans, do they? :/                                                                                      

#3210    Lcvec

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 02:47 PM

Banned for implying I should live in a hospital.