'His pain of mind was most pitiable to see. It was the mental torture of a conscientious man oppressed beyond endurance by an unintelligable responsibility involving life'. from 'The Signalman' by Charles Dickens
I am Junior Chubb, son of the Chubb, father of Chubb III
Posted 20 January 2013 - 09:04 PM
Banned for not realising that gnomes do not leave stains, they leave clean spots. A bit like a painting hung on a wall, when it is removed the area behind (underneath) is clean revealing how dirty the area surrounding it actually is. this is how gnomes work too...
"The Chubb's are a clan of miscreants, a bunch of evildoers, bad eggs and villains. They were formed in the early 17th century when Junior Chubb's Great-great-great-great (etc.) -Grandfather Artemis Chubb (who was also the town drunk) wed with fishwife Mildred Boffle (who was also the town 'lady of the night'). From that day forth, their descendants have caused havoc throughout the world, from Abdul-Hakin Chubb of the UAE and Vladislav Chubb of Russia, to Chang-ying Chubb of China and Alvaro Chubb of Argentina, and of course, the one and only Junior Chubb." - WillSoMysterious 2012