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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3271    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 02:53 PM

Banned because sometimes I lose my glasses and I start wandering again

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#3272    OverSword

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 04:15 PM

Banned for not getting lasik eye surgery.


#3273    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 23 January 2013 - 04:18 PM

Banned for your glasses said they sometimes deliberately hide from you.


Edit: Banned for not offering to pay for that.

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#3274    OverSword

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 04:20 PM

Banned for not realizing I'm cheap.


#3275    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 04:30 PM

Banned for nah, you’re noble. Because only the most pathetic people offer to pay for surgeries in exchange for... ahem... romance.  You are not like them. You will wait for true love. And die alone.

Kidding.
Find one with Dumbo ears and win her heart with the cheapest of all procedures.


Bonus: if something goes wrong, she’ll only lose her ears, that is easily taken care of with proper haircut. No exploding implants, inflammations of continental proportions, permanent blindness and other possible crap.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 25 January 2013 - 04:32 PM.

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#3276    OverSword

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 04:36 PM

Banned for I laughed at the  die alone part and my boss who was walking by asks what are you laughing at?

Edited by OverSword, 25 January 2013 - 05:15 PM.


#3277    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 04:50 PM

Banned for not telling him you laughed at your future. Alone and unemployed. Bingo!

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#3278    OverSword

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 06:09 PM

Banned because this is not the bingo thread!


#3279    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 25 January 2013 - 07:43 PM

Banned for only because those meddling kids keep posting.

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#3280    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 07:29 AM

Banned because you don't let the meddling kids play bingo

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#3281    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 02:57 PM

banned for not buying me coca cola instead of pepsi

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And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
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#3282    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 03:07 PM

Banned for not leaving me a memo about it

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#3283    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 03:18 PM

banned for making up excuses you always get me coca cola !

by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great


#3284    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 03:22 PM

Banned for not being my slave and treating me as one

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Posted 26 January 2013 - 03:33 PM

Banned because I haven't banned anyone in a long time and you are it!

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