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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3331    ouija ouija

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:24 PM

Banned for getting 'being blasted to bits' mixed up with 'bowing'.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#3332    Paraweird

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:24 PM

Banned for thinking an umbrella will protect you. You need a parasol, silly!

I can open a tin (ring pull type) of chopped tomatoes without covering myself in tomato juice. Bow before me.

#3333    tipotep

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:26 PM

View PostParaweird, on 29 January 2013 - 09:24 PM, said:

Banned for thinking an umbrella will protect you. You need a parasol, silly!

Banned for posting half a second after Ouija - damn she's quick !

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#3334    Paraweird

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:31 PM

Banned for pointing out my ineptness.

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#3335    ouija ouija

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:34 PM

Banned for having your ineptness in full view.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#3336    Paraweird

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:43 PM

Banned for having a smug gorilla as your avatar. Oh yes.

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#3337    Princess Tumbleweed

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 09:47 PM

Banned for telling the secret of our gorilla club

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#3338    joc

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:12 PM

Banned for not laughing at may Septic Tank joke.

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 10:30 PM

View Postjoc, on 29 January 2013 - 10:12 PM, said:

Banned for not laughing at may Septic Tank joke.

Banned for expecting a laugh , I laughed but it wasnt my place to laugh :tu:

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#3340    joc

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Posted 29 January 2013 - 11:03 PM

Banned for laughing without permission.

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:29 AM

Banned for not allowing me permission to laugh , I like a good joke !

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#3342    Queen in the North

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 12:45 AM

Banned for being a conspiracy theorist.

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#3343    Princess Tumbleweed

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:53 AM

Banned for making the theorist rules without gorilla permission

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#3344    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:11 PM

Banned for theorizing about non-permissiveness of gorilla rule. In other words, I'm sure gorilla would give us the permission, so why bother asking it at all.

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#3345    joc

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Posted 30 January 2013 - 04:50 PM

Banned for assuming anything about gorillas.

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now i know that light is old and stars are cold

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