Jump to content




Welcome to Unexplained Mysteries! Please sign in or create an account to start posting and to access a host of extra features.


* * * * * 7 votes

[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


This topic has been archived. This means that you cannot reply to this topic.
10939 replies to this topic

#3406    Blue Star

Blue Star

    Telekinetic

  • Member
  • 7,104 posts
  • Joined:18 Mar 2012

Posted 06 February 2013 - 06:55 PM

Banned for reading into things you have no business reading into. Of cause Ouija Oui' is worth the stalking....i just don't want any competition that's all.


#3407    OverSword

OverSword

    Forum Divinity

  • Member
  • 12,772 posts
  • Joined:16 Oct 2007

Posted 06 February 2013 - 07:14 PM

Fine then you're also banned for posting on every thread in this section in 5 minutes!!!


#3408    Helen of Annoy

Helen of Annoy

    devil's aunt

  • Member
  • 21,746 posts
  • Joined:21 Jul 2008

Posted 06 February 2013 - 07:21 PM

Banned for time flies for everyone but you’re a page behind.

Posted Image

The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.

#3409    ouija ouija

ouija ouija

    dimple

  • Member
  • 10,116 posts
  • Joined:20 Oct 2011

Posted 06 February 2013 - 07:28 PM

Banned for not explaining 'behind' what?

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.

#3410    Helen of Annoy

Helen of Annoy

    devil's aunt

  • Member
  • 21,746 posts
  • Joined:21 Jul 2008

Posted 06 February 2013 - 07:33 PM

Banned for behind the sofa, obviously. Well, not obviously, what's behind the sofa is virtually invisible.

Posted Image

The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.

#3411    ouija ouija

ouija ouija

    dimple

  • Member
  • 10,116 posts
  • Joined:20 Oct 2011

Posted 06 February 2013 - 08:20 PM

Banned for having virtual realities behind your sofa.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.

#3412    Helen of Annoy

Helen of Annoy

    devil's aunt

  • Member
  • 21,746 posts
  • Joined:21 Jul 2008

Posted 06 February 2013 - 09:02 PM

Banned for that’s too gentle euphemism for the actual situation.

Posted Image

The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.

#3413    Junior Chubb

Junior Chubb

    Missing the 'Banned' Wagon

  • Member
  • 4,758 posts
  • Joined:28 Nov 2011

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:17 PM

Banned, I prefer multiple euphemisms...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

#3414    ouija ouija

ouija ouija

    dimple

  • Member
  • 10,116 posts
  • Joined:20 Oct 2011

Posted 06 February 2013 - 11:23 PM

Banned for being greedy(and possibly over-sexed).

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.

#3415    Princess Tumbleweed

Princess Tumbleweed

    Poltergeist

  • Member
  • 2,362 posts
  • Joined:31 Aug 2010

Posted 07 February 2013 - 04:24 AM

Banned for thinking over sexed is bad......Banned for not reading about the condom delivery service in the news section, that is if you can wait an hour, will they pay for delivery ( of a baby ) if they are late!?!?

The Mighty oak was once a little nut that stood its ground


Posted Image


#3416    OverSword

OverSword

    Forum Divinity

  • Member
  • 12,772 posts
  • Joined:16 Oct 2007

Posted 07 February 2013 - 03:57 PM

Banned for inventing scams to get free health care!


#3417    Helen of Annoy

Helen of Annoy

    devil's aunt

  • Member
  • 21,746 posts
  • Joined:21 Jul 2008

Posted 07 February 2013 - 05:55 PM

Banned for free health care as opposed to enslaved health care? Of course there’s only the free health care, anything else is extorting money from the sick. Contribute while you’re young and healthy so you can be assisted when you’re old and sick, that’s what freaking civilization is about. Was about. Before the world had ended and left us to stare in the ancient Rome decadence reprise.

Posted Image

The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.

#3418    ouija ouija

ouija ouija

    dimple

  • Member
  • 10,116 posts
  • Joined:20 Oct 2011

Posted 08 February 2013 - 11:45 PM

Banned for reminding me that 'healthcare'(joke!), in this country has deteriorated into involuntary euthanasia(for all ages) and before you die, involuntary participant in a ghastly Dark Ages pantomime during which you are stripped of your dignity and sanity.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.

#3419    Helen of Annoy

Helen of Annoy

    devil's aunt

  • Member
  • 21,746 posts
  • Joined:21 Jul 2008

Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:20 AM

Banned for it must make some sense, only we can’t see it from our frog perspective. The other possibilities include coincidental universe, insane gods or being in old-fashioned Hell right now, so I, logically, go with the unseen but existing sense.

Posted Image

The 5 millionth post was Junior Chubb's fault :D
Donnie Darko did nothing, but I had to mention him too.

#3420    ouija ouija

ouija ouija

    dimple

  • Member
  • 10,116 posts
  • Joined:20 Oct 2011

Posted 09 February 2013 - 05:39 PM

Banned for being SO positive.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.