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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3421    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 06:37 PM

Banned for it’s about to become even worse :D

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#3422    ouija ouija

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:29 PM

Banned for: taking illegal substances/winning the lottery/going completely insane.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#3423    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:54 PM

Banned for it’s the insanity, definitely, and I recommend it. You’re never bored, you’re never alone, you’re never doubting everyone is out to get you... kidding, you never doubt it all happens for a reason.

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#3424    schizoidwoman

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:55 PM

banned for resurrecting that poetry thread.


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Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:02 PM

Banned for not making your ban rhyme! :lol:

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#3426    schizoidwoman

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Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:11 PM

Banned for that very clever ban!


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Posted 10 February 2013 - 03:22 AM

Banned for I am not really very fond of geese...ever since I was attacked by an entire herd of them...and when I finally was able to get in my car for safety...they continued pecking my car like some mad scene out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 09:10 AM

Banned for reminding me of the time my friend was similarly attacked by geese that tried to mug him on a bridge.


#3429    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:35 PM

Banned for I’m the only member of my family that was never attacked by geese. My mother said that’s because the geese spotted the resemblance and thinking I’m one of them left me alone, and when I reminded her of "like mother like daughter" phrase, she felt all offended.

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:37 PM

Banned for not roasting the geese

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#3431    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:50 PM

Banned for bearing my geese story in mind... it would be sort of cannibalism on my part.

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#3432    schizoidwoman

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:56 PM

Banned for making me laugh so hard I nearly spilled my tea!


#3433    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:20 PM

Banned for it's not hard enough, until you shoot tea out of your nose.
To be honest, it happens more often with beer than with tea, it's probably because of the viscosity.

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#3434    schizoidwoman

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 04:09 PM

Banned because I could just do with a beer but we have none!


#3435    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:43 PM

Banned for reminding me I never found out what they did with the huge vat of beer in which a worker drowned. Since it couldn’t have spoiled the usual taste, they probably just carried on as usual.

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