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YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)
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, May 12 2012 04:19 AM
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 06:37 PM
Banned for it’s about to become even worse
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:29 PM
Banned for: taking illegal substances/winning the lottery/going completely insane.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:54 PM
Banned for it’s the insanity, definitely, and I recommend it. You’re never bored, you’re never alone, you’re never doubting everyone is out to get you... kidding, you never doubt it all happens for a reason.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 08:55 PM
banned for resurrecting that poetry thread.
Curiosity is insubordination in its purest form.
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:02 PM
Banned for not making your ban rhyme! 
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Posted 09 February 2013 - 09:11 PM
Banned for that very clever ban!
Curiosity is insubordination in its purest form.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 03:22 AM
Banned for I am not really very fond of geese...ever since I was attacked by an entire herd of them...and when I finally was able to get in my car for safety...they continued pecking my car like some mad scene out of an Alfred Hitchcock movie.
once i believed that starlight could guide me home
now i know that light is old and stars are cold
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 09:10 AM
Banned for reminding me of the time my friend was similarly attacked by geese that tried to mug him on a bridge.
Curiosity is insubordination in its purest form.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:35 PM
Banned for I’m the only member of my family that was never attacked by geese. My mother said that’s because the geese spotted the resemblance and thinking I’m one of them left me alone, and when I reminded her of "like mother like daughter" phrase, she felt all offended.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:37 PM
Banned for not roasting the geese
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:50 PM
Banned for bearing my geese story in mind... it would be sort of cannibalism on my part.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 01:56 PM
Banned for making me laugh so hard I nearly spilled my tea!
Curiosity is insubordination in its purest form.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 02:20 PM
Banned for it's not hard enough, until you shoot tea out of your nose.
To be honest, it happens more often with beer than with tea, it's probably because of the viscosity.
To be honest, it happens more often with beer than with tea, it's probably because of the viscosity.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 04:09 PM
Banned because I could just do with a beer but we have none!
Curiosity is insubordination in its purest form.
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Posted 10 February 2013 - 05:43 PM
Banned for reminding me I never found out what they did with the huge vat of beer in which a worker drowned. Since it couldn’t have spoiled the usual taste, they probably just carried on as usual.
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