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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3451    ouija ouija

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 12:25 AM

Banned for: yes, actually you do. You can't just come breezing in here pretending you've got a reason for banning people when in fact you haven't.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#3452    schizoidwoman

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 08:25 AM

Banned for italics!


#3453    Junior Chubb

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 11:08 AM

Banned for Gooses do not roost! Do they?

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3454    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 03:44 PM

View Postschizoidwoman, on 10 February 2013 - 07:03 PM, said:

Banned because I might use that in a novel, if that would be okay!
Be my guest, if you need more similar old-fashioned remedies and procedures, let me know. It also should have been a "cabbage leaf", not a "cabbage leave". Cabbage taking a leave... I'm such an idiot sometimes :lol:



Junior, banned for holding your gun like that is an invitation not a threat.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 11 February 2013 - 03:45 PM.

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#3455    schizoidwoman

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 03:51 PM

Banned for being fab!


#3456    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 06:00 PM

Banned for damn it, that’s one of rare things I’m not capable of. There’s not an ounce of fabulous in me. I’m so unfabulous I’d invoke the rain on gay parade :cry:

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#3457    ouija ouija

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 06:07 PM

Banned for suggesting that gays cannot cope with a little rain.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#3458    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 11 February 2013 - 06:15 PM

Banned for it’s not a little rain that follows me.

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#3459    OverSword

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 04:47 PM

Banned for hurricanes.


#3460    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 06:25 PM

Banned for that’s out of my jurisdiction.

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#3461    schizoidwoman

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 08:21 PM

Banned for being the devil's aunt.


#3462    acute

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:23 PM

Banned for witchhunting.


#3463    schizoidwoman

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 09:36 PM

Banned for doubting my witchhunting skills.


#3464    acute

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:15 PM

BANNED!


Because.


#3465    ouija ouija

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:44 PM

Banned for shouting is too obvious, sooooo: banned for copying Chubb and being too lazy to give a reason.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.