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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3466    Blurfoot

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Posted 12 February 2013 - 11:53 PM

Banned for thinking I copied a post (or posts) that I haven't seen.


#3467    Junior Chubb

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 12:16 AM

Banned! We all know why...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3468    schizoidwoman

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 08:04 AM

Banned for being shifty.


#3469    Junior Chubb

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 11:41 AM

Banned for failing to mention that I am also low down, gritty and grimy....

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3470    schizoidwoman

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 11:45 AM

Banned because you really carry that tux off!


#3471    ouija ouija

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 04:42 PM

Banned for shameless flattery.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#3472    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 13 February 2013 - 07:31 PM

Banned for that’s acceptable in cases of extreme ugliness.

(Anything socially acceptable that you say about horrifyingly ugly people is flattering, but what else to do?
You can’t say realistically: “Oh, aunt Edna, you look so worn out, and your hernia is especially prominent falling over those ridiculous low waist jeans, I think not even the swamp monster would voluntarily shake your hand but I have to.” so you go with: “Oh, aunt Edna, so nice to see you, you look so young.” And as you kiss the mould-filled air next to her cheek your brain is screaming inside your skull: “Jesus sweet Christ, I hope they switched me in the nursery, I’ll chew veins out of my wrists if I turn into this in 20 years.” On a second thought, someone please kill me now.)

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 13 February 2013 - 07:32 PM.

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#3473    Junior Chubb

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 01:36 AM

Banned for telling us what acceptable on the ugliness scale when you won't even show us you own face...

WTF was the rest of the post about?

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3474    schizoidwoman

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:13 AM

Banned for that luxurious hair-do.


#3475    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:34 AM

banned for being soft on banning .. look at helen that's vicious

by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great


#3476    ouija ouija

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 03:08 PM

Banned for not visiting us often enough.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#3477    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:11 PM

Banned for be careful what you wish for, for it may come true.

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#3478    OverSword

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:56 PM

Banned for, I wish!


#3479    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 05:01 PM

Banned for if wishes look the same when they come true, why are there so many divorces? Huh?

Of course, that’s not the only kind of wish, but it’s even worse with material wishes. Boats, for example. You can wish for one, you can have one, and then you discover it’s easier to bring a child up than to care about a ****en boat, unless you’re really rich so you pay others to do that for you, and if you wish for money, you have automatically given your soul straight to the devil and so on...

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#3480    Junior Chubb

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:16 PM

Banned for following up every ban with a paragraph of Hatopus Horseplay....  ;-)

Like when I was swimming in the Sea of Tranquillity  casually minding my own business when a fruity lady came up to me and told me to be more down to earth, little did she know I was an Aqualish Pirate from Ando. When she found out she was mad, and horny but still managed to barrage me with paragraphs of untranslatable text, despite having the face of an octopus we connected on a spiritual level. The connection was so strong it rocked my inner core, it was so bad that I eventually had to ban her...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.