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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3496    ouija ouija

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 10:57 PM

Banned for: you can never use too many smilies Posted Image

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#3497    Junior Chubb

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 11:57 PM

Banned for inducing an LSD related flashback...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3498    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:57 AM

banned for looking like michael jackson when he was a kid

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#3499    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:29 AM

Banned for he was never a kid, he was Kinder Surprise egg.

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#3500    schizoidwoman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:41 PM

Banned for product placement.


#3501    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:51 PM

Banned for if that counts as an advert, then it was the worst advert of all times, but let me fix that anyway: he was never a kid, he was plastic figurine assembled out of plastic parts found inside chocolate egg of undisclosed origin.

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#3502    Junior Chubb

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:32 PM

Banned for creating a poor marketing campaign.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3503    ouija ouija

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:56 PM

Banned for creating a poor Michael Jackson lookalike.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#3504    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:27 PM

Banned for no lookalike can be more pathetic than that original.

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#3505    schizoidwoman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:26 PM

Banned for telling the truth. Harsh but fair.


#3506    Junior Chubb

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:15 PM

You cannot and shall not ban someone for telling the truth, you are going against everything Unexplained Mysteries stands for. I cannot live with this outrage, she who breaks the law shall be punished, hung, drawn and quartered, trial by ordeal, an eye for an eye and also...

Banned!

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3507    schizoidwoman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:23 PM

Banned for getting too worked up on a Sunday night!


#3508    Junior Chubb

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:30 PM

Banned for releasing all my tension through laughter therapy. :)

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3509    schizoidwoman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:35 PM

Banned for giving me a nice warm glow, like Ready Brek.


#3510    ouija ouija

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:40 PM

Banned for: 'Pot, kettle, black'! Earlier you banned Helen for 'product placement', I believe.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.