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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3496    ouija ouija

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 10:57 PM

Banned for: you can never use too many smilies Posted Image

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#3497    Junior Chubb

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Posted 16 February 2013 - 11:57 PM

Banned for inducing an LSD related flashback...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

#3498    Knight Of Shadows

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:57 AM

banned for looking like michael jackson when he was a kid

by the name of Allah the Gracious the Merciful
Say, "I seek refuge in the Lord of daybreak From the evil of that which He created
And from the evil of darkness when it settles And from the evil of the blowers in knots
And from the evil of an envier when he envies"
truthful was Allah The Most High And Great


#3499    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:29 AM

Banned for he was never a kid, he was Kinder Surprise egg.

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#3500    schizoidwoman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:41 PM

Banned for product placement.


#3501    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 01:51 PM

Banned for if that counts as an advert, then it was the worst advert of all times, but let me fix that anyway: he was never a kid, he was plastic figurine assembled out of plastic parts found inside chocolate egg of undisclosed origin.

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#3502    Junior Chubb

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:32 PM

Banned for creating a poor marketing campaign.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

#3503    ouija ouija

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 05:56 PM

Banned for creating a poor Michael Jackson lookalike.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#3504    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 08:27 PM

Banned for no lookalike can be more pathetic than that original.

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#3505    schizoidwoman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 09:26 PM

Banned for telling the truth. Harsh but fair.


#3506    Junior Chubb

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:15 PM

You cannot and shall not ban someone for telling the truth, you are going against everything Unexplained Mysteries stands for. I cannot live with this outrage, she who breaks the law shall be punished, hung, drawn and quartered, trial by ordeal, an eye for an eye and also...

Banned!

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

#3507    schizoidwoman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:23 PM

Banned for getting too worked up on a Sunday night!


#3508    Junior Chubb

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 10:30 PM

Banned for releasing all my tension through laughter therapy. :)

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

#3509    schizoidwoman

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:35 PM

Banned for giving me a nice warm glow, like Ready Brek.


#3510    ouija ouija

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Posted 17 February 2013 - 11:40 PM

Banned for: 'Pot, kettle, black'! Earlier you banned Helen for 'product placement', I believe.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.