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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3526    ouija ouija

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Posted 19 February 2013 - 09:43 PM

Banned for suggesting that life is not life without unpleasant smells.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#3527    Junior Chubb

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 12:57 AM

Banned for adding the misery of unpleasant smells to a prison sentence...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3528    danielost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 09:04 AM

Banned for false imprisonment.

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

#3529    schizoidwoman

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 11:26 AM

Banned for not throwing away the key!


#3530    Junior Chubb

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:03 PM

Banned for being off-key...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#3531    danielost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 01:20 PM

Banned for hinking I would want the key after you ate it.,

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

#3532    OverSword

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 04:08 PM

Banned for hate language.


#3533    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:19 PM

Banned for if that’s hate language to you, then you obviously forgot everything I ever said...

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#3534    danielost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:29 PM

Banned for not giving him/her an upgrade.

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

#3535    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 05:33 PM

Banned for it took a close-call asteroid and a spot-on meteorite shower to wake you up and start posting again. What are you, the sixth rider of Apocalypse?

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The will to live maybe, but not the plot...  -  Junior Chubb

#3536    danielost

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:32 PM

Banned for nope the eigth.

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

#3537    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:41 PM

Banned for oh no, no, no, not the eighth. That position is taken. By me. So, first four were named in the Bible, IRS is the fifth, therefore you have sixth and seventh empty, because after me there won’t be anything left to destroy.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 20 February 2013 - 06:41 PM.

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#3538    AsteroidX

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:42 PM

Baneed for mentioning the seventh seal even if it was veiled mentioning it is still worth a ban


#3539    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:44 PM

Banned for disliking good old-fashioned catastrophic prophecies. Now with more locusts!

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#3540    schizoidwoman

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Posted 20 February 2013 - 06:49 PM

Banned for giving all the publicity to locusts - give wasps a chance!