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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3706    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:12 PM

Banned for acting like you never farted in the water and then laughed like a maniac when bubbles came out...

Which reminds me, have I told you about the old shark teaching his son to eat humans?
"Look, son, a nice, fat human, bad swimmer, follow me, we'll make a circle around him." says the old shark.
"OK." says the little shark and follows his father.  
"And now we'll make another circle around him. Don't forget to show your fin."
"OK."
"And another, closer, don't forget the fin! Up, above the surface!"
"But, dad, I'm hungry, why do we circle and circle, and flash our fins, why don't we eat?"
"Oh, my son, young and stupid, do you want to eat the human with all his **** he still hasn't crapped out yet? Show your fin!"

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#3707    danielost

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:32 PM

Banned for funny

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

#3708    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 08:57 PM

Banned for the maritime horror that follows is entirely your fault.

So, over here we believe that there are magic gold fish that when you catch them, grant you three wishes in exchange for setting them free.

A man once caught a shark and the shark said: “Wait, spare my life, get me off this hook and set me free and I’ll grant you a wish.”
Man stopped, scratched his head in light confusion and said: “Well, I heard of magic gold fish and you don’t look like one.”
“And I’m not one, I’m the shark, but I will grant you one wish if you just get me off this hook.”
“Oh, all right, I’ll set you free and I want... I want... I want my dick to touch the ground!”
And the man set the shark free and the shark ripped his both legs off before diving back into the blue sea, making man’s dick touch the ground.
The moral of the story is: don’t wave your dick in front of sharks.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:25 PM

Banned for the real moral is becareful what you wish for.

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

#3710    Rocketgirl

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:26 PM

Banned for not making a wish.

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#3711    Queen in the North

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:32 PM

Banned because I came here to ban Helen.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:37 PM

Banned because I wanted to ban Helen too but Daniel got in the way.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:41 PM

Banned because your quote is depressing but true. And I've run out of ice cream, which is my fuel for getting through depressing things.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:43 PM

Banned because the truth hurts.

I'm sorry if it made you depressed. I was in a funk when I came up with it.

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#3715    Queen in the North

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:49 PM

Banned because it's okay. I'll just have a week of moping and eating 10 tubs of ice cream a day then I'll be fine.

PS I hope I beat Helen as I see she's on this thread...

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#3716    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 09:54 PM

Banned for you obviously already know how to eat a human.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:05 PM

Banned for assuming that Queen eats humans. We all know that Queen really eats cute little animals.

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#3718    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:14 PM

Banned for I always knew one of us is really David Icke but I had no idea it was you.

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#3719    Queen in the North

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:26 PM

You are banned, because I say so. I shall proceed to eat you now. With cajun mayonnaise on the side.

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 10:30 PM

Banned because you can't eat her without cooking her first. You don't want to get sick for eating under cook food.

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