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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#3826    the1truebat

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:03 AM

Banned for rhyming, this isn't kindergarden, preschool maybe.

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:06 AM

Banned for having an accent that makes 'get' and 'fit' rhyme...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to make me believe there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. There's no mystical energy field that controls my destiny. Anyway, it's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.

#3828    the1truebat

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:10 AM

Banned for not being southern

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#3829    Rocketgirl

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:20 AM

Banned for not banning someone during a full moon.

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#3830    the1truebat

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:21 AM

Banned for being off your meds again, it's not a full moon.

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#3831    Rocketgirl

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:25 AM

Banned for thinking I'm on meds. Banned again for thinking that I'm not normal.........guess what I can count to 3 now!!!

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#3832    the1truebat

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:31 AM

Banned for if you'd paid your tuition you would still be in school and would be able to count to at least 5 by now.

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#3833    Rocketgirl

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:36 AM

Banned for assuming that I'm a quick learner. Now silence, I'm watching Barney.

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#3834    the1truebat

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:37 AM

Banned for not wearing your helmet.

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#3835    Rocketgirl

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:43 AM

Banned for breaking my helmet. Banned again for making me laugh.

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#3836    the1truebat

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:45 AM

Banned for needing a new helmet...and stop licking the glass.

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#3837    Rocketgirl

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:47 AM

Banned for watching me lick the grass. Banned again for throwing rocks while I lick the grass.

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#3838    the1truebat

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:49 AM

Banned for not being able to read, (there's that college education coming in handy again) I said GLASS, not grass.

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#3839    Rocketgirl

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:51 AM

Banned for being right. It looked like an r when I read it the first time. That's public education in the works.

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#3840    the1truebat

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Posted 07 March 2013 - 03:53 AM

Banned for it's o.k., you can live off your looks at least until you're 30.

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