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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#4441    Queen in the North

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 09:05 PM

Banned because all turf belongs to the crown.

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#4442    ouija ouija

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 09:32 PM

Banned for: oh no it doesn't ..... the peasants are fighting back!

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Posted 03 April 2013 - 10:36 PM

Banned because I'm not sharing my turf with anyone. So there!!!

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#4444    Junior Chubb

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 12:27 PM

Banned for hogging the Turf yet neglecting the Surf...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 02:23 PM

Banned because it's way too cold to surf in England.


#4446    Junior Chubb

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 05:05 PM

Banned because you have obviously not seen those nutters in Cornwall.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 05:32 PM

Banned for: best surfing beach in Cornwall is just along the coast from me(and no, it isn't Newquay).

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#4448    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 07:31 PM

Banned for only someone envious could ban you for that... so I'll ban you for too cold water. I'm not going in if the fish are not at least half-cooked.

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#4449    Queen in the North

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Posted 04 April 2013 - 10:09 PM

Banned for not liking to just gnaw on live fish.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 01:36 PM

Banned for thinking I’m that vindictive.
(Live fish did gnaw on me on few occasions, no, seriously, when you stand in shallow water young fish, I think it might be giltheads, sometimes come near and try to take a bite off your legs :lol: It’s funny and disgusting at the same time, it’s pinching-tickling-eww-go-away-I’m-not-dead-yet kind of feeling... )

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 06:48 PM

Banned for spending all your free time standing in shallow water :whistle:

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#4452    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 07:16 PM

Banned for where else could I make fun of sharks?

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#4453    ouija ouija

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 07:51 PM

Banned for ruining the self esteem of sharks :cry:

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#4454    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 07:57 PM

Banned for I’d ruin their digestion if they’d eat me so I’m actually doing them a favour.

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Posted 05 April 2013 - 08:26 PM

Banned because you ruined my digestion when I tried to boil you with carrots.

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