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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#4471    ouija ouija

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 09:05 PM

Banned for: don't make me name names .......... :ph34r:

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#4472    Heaven Is A Halfpipe

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 09:25 PM

Banned for not having the testicular ovarilogical fortitude to name and shame!

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 09:33 PM

Banned because had I not seen Greenstreet Hooligans I wouldn't have a clue as to what you meant by porky pies :lol:


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Posted 09 April 2013 - 09:48 PM

Banned because I have no idea what porky pies are and I'm too lazy to look it up online.

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#4475    ouija ouija

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:04 PM

Banned for not knowing any Cockney rhyming slang. (pork pies = lies)

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:06 PM

Banned because you're not even Cockney yourself!


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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:12 PM

Banned for you have no proof of that :blush:

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 10:17 PM

Banned for not providing proof.

And thank you for telling me what that word means.

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#4479    Junior Chubb

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 11:15 PM

Banned for not consulting me on matters of East London...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 03:44 PM

banned because East London is farther from me than West London.


#4481    Junior Chubb

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 05:08 PM

Banned for not making the appropriate hand gestures when saying East or West...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 05:36 PM

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 08:32 PM

Banned for using smilies not officially endorsed by UM.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 09:18 PM

Banned for having an endorsement deal with UM!

(how much money is Saru giving you for the wellchild marathon?)

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 10:17 PM

Banned for making me chuckle silently while watching Murder She Wrote... ;)

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.