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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#4486    ouija ouija

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 11:26 PM

Banned for claiming to do the impossible: 'chuckling' 'silently'. Isn't the whole point of chuckling sound?

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

#4487    Junior Chubb

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 11:52 PM

Banned for not knowing I am famed for my silent laughing.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 10 April 2013 - 11:59 PM

Banned for: it doesn't count as 'fame' if only immediate family members know about it!

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 01:32 AM

Banned for forgetting work colleagues but guessing I had no friends.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4490    ouija ouija

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:59 AM

Banned for having a new complaint. Enough of the complaining already!

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 11 April 2013 - 03:16 PM

Banned for being too sensitive!  And no I'm not complaining I'm just saying.


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Posted 11 April 2013 - 10:54 PM

Banned for losing your telekinetic powers.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 05:48 AM

Banned for finding his powers in a jar underneath a tree and not giving them back to him.

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#4494    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 01:37 PM

Banned for oh, no, no, no... it’s the Gross Jar. Put. it. back. Slowly.
(That thread begs for resurrection. The Gross Jar. Title says it all.)

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:25 PM

Banned because I had forgotten about the gross jar and now you've put me in it! :cry:


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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:52 PM

banned for getting in a gross jar u dimwit lol

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#4497    ouija ouija

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 10:54 PM

Banned for being such a baby .......... I mean, how gross can it be? (That thread was before I joined here).

HEY!! Just because you've been away for a while doesn't mean you can just barge your way back in! :angry:

Edited by ouija ouija, 12 April 2013 - 10:55 PM.

What, in all the world, could I do to earn my living and still live as myself, as I knew myself to be? Temporary masks, I knew, had their place; everyone was wearing them, they were the human rage; but not masks cemented in place until the wearer could not breathe and was eventually suffocated.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:22 PM

Banned for not letting absence make the heart grow stronger...  Not like you at all OO   ;)

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 12 April 2013 - 11:33 PM

lol...the heartof the ocean and all that...have a heart b**** lol

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#4500    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 13 April 2013 - 05:07 PM

Banned for letting him get away unbanned.

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