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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#4516    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:16 PM

Banned for no, it is your fault. You were the last to go out the Hell’s Gates so it was up to you to close them behind you. If you have finally mastered the art of closing the door.

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#4517    ouija ouija

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:17 PM

Banned for sarcasm.

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#4518    Queen in the North

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:19 PM

Banned for preventing me from banning Helen for not raising my properly.

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#4519    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 14 April 2013 - 10:28 PM

Banned for it’s not my fault you have limited memory so each time you learn something new, something old has to go in order to make room for the new stuff. I wonder what was that that made you forget how to operate the door.

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#4520    Junior Chubb

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:35 AM

Banned for thinking OO's brain works like a full capacity nightclub bouncer...

'Sorry love, you can't come in until someone leaves.'

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4521    ouija ouija

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 05:31 PM

Banned for being familiar with night club bouncers.

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#4522    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 06:04 PM

Banned for details. You gave none of them.

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#4523    Rocketgirl

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 09:07 PM

Banned for not asking for details. They just don't fall out of the sky you know.

"I envy the dead for they do not have to see how the world is changing for the worst."
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"Try to change the world for the better, if you fail keep trying. Always aim for that impact of change in a positive way."
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#4524    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 10:41 PM

Banned for that’s not always completely true. For example, no one has ever asked for frozen airplane toilet contents, yet such details sometimes do fall out the sky.

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#4525    ouija ouija

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Posted 15 April 2013 - 11:26 PM

Banned for telling us your life experiences.

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#4526    OverSword

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 02:44 PM

Banned for wasting precious strokes of a keyboard telling Helen to be brief in her posts :innocent:


#4527    ouija ouija

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 04:32 PM

banned for: that's better than you posting your briefs! *falls about laughing*

Sometimes, Life's Tapestry is not so much rich as ripped. Although on reflection, I guess it can be both. :)

#4528    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 05:49 PM

Banned for jealousy because UM has maximum file size that stops you from posting your underwear.

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#4529    OverSword

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 06:09 PM

Banned because my G-string is withing maximum bandwith limitations.


#4530    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 16 April 2013 - 06:34 PM

Banned for lying. Everyone knows you can’t wear G-string since your haemorrhoid sued you and won the case, having their basic haemorrhoid rights protected, even inside your own underwear.

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The will to live maybe, but not the plot...  -  Junior Chubb