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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#4591    OverSword

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 05:09 PM

Banned because if you came to my house you would laugh.  This is not the lying thread so hear is truth.  In my living room (big room with TV and coffee table) There are swords and skulls hanging on one wall. :lol:

I'm not kidding.  My younger brother used to live with me and when he moved he left a small collection of decorative, yet very sharp, swords.  slowly but surely he is moving all of his crap out of my place and into his girlfriends (MissMellswell, believe it or not) but in the meantime I have hung all of his swords on my wall and hung some sculptures of skulls that I happened to have laying around next to them.

Where was I going with this?  Oh yeah!  Banned because my sword is not a butterknife!!!!!!!


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Posted 19 April 2013 - 05:10 PM

snipped double post

Edited by OverSword, 19 April 2013 - 06:04 PM.


#4593    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 05:54 PM

View PostOverSword, on 19 April 2013 - 05:09 PM, said:

Banned because if you came to my house you would laugh.  This is not the lying thread so hear is truth.  In my living room (big room with TV and coffee table) There are swords and skulls hanging on one wall. :lol:

I'm not kidding.  My younger brother used to live with me and when he moved he left a small collection of decorative, yet very sharp, swords.  slowly but surely he is moving all of his crap out of my place and into his girlfriends (MissMellswell, believe it or not) but in the meantime I have hung all of his swords on my wall and hung some sculptures of skulls that I happened to have laying around next to them.

Where was I going with this?  Oh yeah!  Banned because my sword is not a butterknife!!!!!!!


Banned for I know, I was just trolling you to show your sword to me and other madams. No, not to the girls, they get to see all kinds of cutlery without even asking for it.

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#4594    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 06:04 PM

Banned because a troll never reveals his trolling

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 06:06 PM

Banned because trolls can't help but reveal thier trolling with every stroke of the keys.


#4596    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 06:08 PM

Banned for I did it my way :D

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 06:09 PM

Banned for the memory of Frank Sinatra.


#4598    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 06:18 PM

Banned for my mellow side:  there was a guy who played guitar in the street, he’d always play that one when he saw me approaching... then he’d tell me a joke or just say hello if I was in a hurry... he died year or two ago and I miss him.

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#4599    Junior Chubb

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 10:18 PM

Banned because you made me miss him too.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 19 April 2013 - 10:43 PM

Banned for being soft *covertly wipes tear from cheek*


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Posted 20 April 2013 - 01:05 AM

Banned for being a baby.

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 05:51 AM

Banned because a real man is not afraid to show his sensitive side.

Banned again for being a meany.

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#4603    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 06:48 PM

Banned for I should be banning Junior who will post before I do.

Edit: huh? Junior, is your keyboard all right? I'm not asking if you're all right because you wouldn't be in this thread if you were right... in the head, naturally.

Edited by Helen of Annoy, 20 April 2013 - 06:49 PM.

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 06:50 PM

Lol, banned for beating me to it ;)

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 07:10 PM

Banned for it wasn’t me, it was reverse missing time phenomenon.

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