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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#4606    Junior Chubb

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 07:16 PM

Banned for something you done next week...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4607    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 07:19 PM

Banned for that wasn’t worse than what I will do last week and you didn’t ban me for that.

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#4608    Junior Chubb

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 07:29 PM

Banned for not seeing me ban you tomorrow.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4609    ouija ouija

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Posted 20 April 2013 - 10:49 PM

Banned for wearing a form-fitting red plastic vest ......... you must be sweating like a hog in there!

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#4610    Rocketgirl

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 12:25 AM

Banned for not turning him into bacon.

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#4611    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 03:21 PM

Banned for aha, see, men are, contrary to popular belief, not swine. The difference is precisely in the bacon.

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#4612    acute

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Posted 21 April 2013 - 10:36 PM

Banned for not replacing 'bacon' with a word from the title of a film.







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Edited by acute, 21 April 2013 - 10:47 PM.


#4613    Donnie Darko

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 05:52 AM

View PostHelen of Annoy, on 21 April 2013 - 03:21 PM, said:

Banned for aha, see, men are, contrary to popular belief, not swine. The difference is precisely in the bacon.

BANNED for being forgetful of your elder banners! :w00t:


#4614    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 06:21 AM

Banned for not reminding us with a post-it note

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#4615    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:02 AM

Banned for mentioning post-it notes in front of me - I’m on one-step de-post-it-noting program. You toss all your post-it notes into trash. Then you have to make all those little notes on various other pieces of paper, tissue, cigarette packs, palms and wonder what the hell is wrong with you.

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#4616    Wordless Wanderer

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 10:54 AM

Banned for making a mess of little scraps of paper on my desk

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#4617    Junior Chubb

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 12:57 PM

Banned for trying to rule the world from behind a desk.

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4618    OverSword

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 02:15 PM

Banned for where should she rule it from?  in front of the desk?


#4619    Junior Chubb

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 04:16 PM

Banned for making me notice Wordless Wanderer was a woman :blush:

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4620    OverSword

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Posted 22 April 2013 - 05:43 PM

Banned for not knowing she not just a woman but also a person.