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[Archived] YOU are BANNED! (Part 2)


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#4681    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 04:59 PM

Banned for the only Virgin advertised in porn context. Well, probably not the only, but one of the rare.

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#4682    ouija ouija

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 05:06 PM

Banned for thinking virgins are rare ................. *falls about laughing* :lol: :lol: :lol:

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#4683    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 05:15 PM

Banned for that’s because you live in civilization so people have hobbies other than... err... making sure they're not virgins.

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#4684    danielost

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:14 PM

Banned for being anti-virgin.

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
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#4685    Junior Chubb

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:28 PM

Banned for reasons I cannot go into right now...

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4686    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 06:37 PM

Banned for standing there while I have daniel to ban for misunderstanding me - I support virgins for their contribution to Internet and programming in general and I’d fly with Virgin because they are being advertised by one cool, trustworthy guy who also must be in shape since he's running a freaking marathon, no less ;)

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#4687    Junior Chubb

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 07:28 PM

Banned for making think Richard Branson was running the marathon before the penny dropped... :blush:

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4688    ouija ouija

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 08:57 PM

Banned for not picking the penny up. 'Take care of the pennies and the pounds will look after themselves' ........... what a load of b*!!*cks that is, huh?

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#4689    Junior Chubb

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Posted 29 April 2013 - 09:46 PM

Find a penny pick it up...

all that day you'll get banned!

I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen anything to show me where the hell Helen of Annoy has been for the past couple of months.

#4690    danielost

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 12:06 AM

Banned for having chubbed senior chubb, with out properly cooking him.

I am a Mormon.  If I don't use Mormons believe, those my beliefs only.
I do not go to church haven't for thirty years.
There are other Mormons on this site. So if I have misspoken about the beliefs. I welcome their input.
I am not perfect and never will be. I do strive to be true to myself. I do my best to stay true to the Mormon faith. Thanks for caring and if you don't peace be with you.

#4691    Rocketgirl

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 04:08 AM

Banned for not knowing who the muffin man is.

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#4692    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 06:31 PM

Banned for neither do I.

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#4693    ouija ouija

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 06:45 PM

Banned for not knowing that The Muffin Man and The Pie Man were responsible for almost all the crimes in Nursery Rhyme Land.

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

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#4694    Helen of Annoy

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 06:56 PM

Banned for impossible, they sound so fat. I mean, friendly.

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#4695    ouija ouija

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Posted 30 April 2013 - 07:20 PM

Banned for handing this to me on a plate: they were the 'Mr. BIGs' behind the crime wave :lol: !

Life is all too much ............................................. and not enough.

It is only when you form your question precisely and accurately that you receive the true answer.